I like how they don’t even say his actual name, he is just referred to as “Shamwow Guy”
Shenron-the-DragonZ on
I say “wow” everytime this guy gets brought up
PuddingPast5862 on
Does he have a felony record?
The_Hermit_09 on
Sounds like he has a real shot of winning in Texas. I mean… he was on TV.
topsblueby on
Dude is a crackhead no?
ApparentlyEllis on
You literally just need to run ads with his arrest photo bleeding from the mouth and the sex worker’s beat up face. Then have people with poster boards show up at every campaign stop with those images. He is going to be dragged through broken glass and shit if he wins the primary.
SorryIreddit on
Sounds like a Republican origin story to me
Roakana on
Sending their best. No really this is the quality they can achieve.
santa_91 on
An Israeli scammer/violent sex pest running for elected office in Texas is peak Republican.
Ok-Scientist4603 on
And the Shamwow sucked!!
sp33dzer0 on
His slogan is rumored to be “You’re gonna love my nuts”
Distinct-Solution-99 on
Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring MAGA life.
dartsavt23 on
Wasn’t his tongue partially bitten off by a hooker??
Diamondd22 on
No one tell Jacksepticeye!
IamCrazyLegs77 on
Cocaine, hell of a drug
Belamomma on
Well it sounds like he checks all of the prerequisite boxes to be in their party. An ideal republican.
Dietsch747 on
You got a lot guts kid… you’re hired
KDN1692 on
OH MY GOD I forgot about the movie. The fact he got Adrien Brody in that mess was astounding. Yeah whoever faces this guy has so much material to work with just from that alone.
Also the title is “InAPPropriate Comedy” and it’s really bad.
Branchomania on
You think a ShamWow has been used to wipe up Palestinian blood?
SuggestionJealous726 on
He will fit right in.
passthepaintchips on
Name a more Republican success story…. I’ll wait
ScorpioRising66 on
Welp, they’ve got kid rock and Scott Baio so I guess being a B-Rated loser qualifies one to play on team red.
DennisTheBald on
Well he does have experience selling something that sucks
Thunderchief646054 on
You following this trainwreck camera guy?
The_bruce42 on
He fits the prototype GOP congressperson perfectly.
impeesa75 on
Don’t he get beat up by a prostitute?
zombie_spiderman on
His credentials seem unimpeachable
johanTR on
I remember that guy’s commercials on tv.
This is the first that I’ve heard of him being a major shit head.
Blacksun388 on
Vince fell off after being the informercial man.
Professional-Eye8981 on
Presidential material for sure.
BrushStorm on
I thought they didn’t want immigrants in congress?
mageracer on
ShamWow my ass, this is SlapChop man. You’re gonna love his nuts.
CoolTomatoh on
I don’t know who this is but he looks like Stiffler on Steroids
Unblued on
See, if not for the GOP, I never would have known this fucking idiot did anything other than the commercial. How do they find these turds?
MFCK on
America gets dumber by the minute.
Didn’t he get arrested for punching a prostitute because she bit his tongue ?
river_tree_nut on
They’ll vote for him too just because they “know him from TV”
jmerp1950 on
Should fit right in.
dednotsleeping on
I am shocked he is not the new Secretary of Transportation
TrashCapable on
Overqualified for the GOP?
Wrong_Ad_3355 on
Here we go again. Insert “woke” here. GOP is dumb as fuck.
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Grifters gonna grift.
Don’t forget the mountains of cocaine.
Shammwow
“You’re going to love my nuts”
I like how they don’t even say his actual name, he is just referred to as “Shamwow Guy”
I say “wow” everytime this guy gets brought up
Does he have a felony record?
Sounds like he has a real shot of winning in Texas. I mean… he was on TV.
Dude is a crackhead no?
You literally just need to run ads with his arrest photo bleeding from the mouth and the sex worker’s beat up face. Then have people with poster boards show up at every campaign stop with those images. He is going to be dragged through broken glass and shit if he wins the primary.
Sounds like a Republican origin story to me
Sending their best. No really this is the quality they can achieve.
An Israeli scammer/violent sex pest running for elected office in Texas is peak Republican.
And the Shamwow sucked!!
His slogan is rumored to be “You’re gonna love my nuts”
Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring MAGA life.
Wasn’t his tongue partially bitten off by a hooker??
No one tell Jacksepticeye!
Cocaine, hell of a drug
Well it sounds like he checks all of the prerequisite boxes to be in their party. An ideal republican.
You got a lot guts kid… you’re hired
OH MY GOD I forgot about the movie. The fact he got Adrien Brody in that mess was astounding. Yeah whoever faces this guy has so much material to work with just from that alone.
Also the title is “InAPPropriate Comedy” and it’s really bad.
You think a ShamWow has been used to wipe up Palestinian blood?
He will fit right in.
Name a more Republican success story…. I’ll wait
Welp, they’ve got kid rock and Scott Baio so I guess being a B-Rated loser qualifies one to play on team red.
Well he does have experience selling something that sucks
You following this trainwreck camera guy?
He fits the prototype GOP congressperson perfectly.
Don’t he get beat up by a prostitute?
His credentials seem unimpeachable
I remember that guy’s commercials on tv.
This is the first that I’ve heard of him being a major shit head.
Vince fell off after being the informercial man.
Presidential material for sure.
I thought they didn’t want immigrants in congress?
ShamWow my ass, this is SlapChop man. You’re gonna love his nuts.
I don’t know who this is but he looks like Stiffler on Steroids
See, if not for the GOP, I never would have known this fucking idiot did anything other than the commercial. How do they find these turds?
America gets dumber by the minute.
Didn’t he get arrested for punching a prostitute because she bit his tongue ?
They’ll vote for him too just because they “know him from TV”
Should fit right in.
I am shocked he is not the new Secretary of Transportation
Overqualified for the GOP?
Here we go again. Insert “woke” here. GOP is dumb as fuck.
Slap my nuts. Chop my nuts.
https://youtu.be/iIgEWRb61IQ?si=DitSqakPyMqa4ojM
The future president of America.
Did he run out of hookers ?
He looks like a werewolf in mid transformation now.