Have you considered prosciutto shavings as garnish? That always elevates a salad
spinichmonkey on
Well, nobody could eat that because to take a bite of it you would have to unhinge your jaw like a fucking snake, something I am reliably informed humans cannot do.
UnsorryCanadian on
The problem is you left the bone in it. Salads are boneless!
AdAccomplished6870 on
I hate these dishes, though. Muddled flavors and textures, impossible to eat. Look if you have a good beef rib, just enjoy it. Don’t try to make it into a novelty dish by putting it on a bloody mary or in a hamburger
kfretlessz on
I can tell I’m approaching 30, cause that looks like Hell. :/
Mikesminis on
Put it in a bowl!
crazyLemon553 on
You forgot the avocado, dummy! What kind of salad doesn’t have avocado?!
Angelic_Doom on
You forgot the Ketchup…
Captain_Cockerels on
That looks gross.
psycharious on
Facebook is that way Grandpa.
TheRainStopped on
I can feel the colon cancer pulsating in this picture.Â
kemosabe19 on
I do prefer a bone-in salad.
dacassar on
My cholesterol is rocketing only from a single glimpse of this pic.
Beginning-Height7938 on
Croutons are a bit big for the salad.
RebelSoul5 on
No, no … don’t beat yourself up. It looks really good. I’d eat it and I’m not really a salad guy.
Due-Falcon9501 on
Just keep trying and don’t give up!
boldstrategies on
Meat salad, yummy yummy.
I-Rolled-My-Eyes on
The bacon count is off and needs to be closer to the top bun.
Farnsworthson on
Overcooking your tofu, obviously.
kamineko87 on
Put mayo on it, heard it makes a fine German salad this way
ifuckinlovetiddies on
Boomer humor
Imzocrazy on
Second? What did the first look like?
ParticularLower7558 on
You have to put it in a bowl to be a salad
Worried_Wafer_8335 on
Facebook? Is that really you?
myg00 on
Debone your salad
jordan1978 on
I’ll allow it.
Kselli on
r/ComedyCemetery
Klotzster on
Salad is the food my food eats – Ron Swanson
mex_morgan on
Nothing wrong! That’s how I like my salad! Well I would avoid the cheese and bread but still I would eat this!
the_t00th on
wrong sub.
mrjane7 on
Who puts a bone in a salad?
JEPressley on
I think you’re supposed to sprinkle the bacon on top.
Most_Promise_5028 on
I’ll eat any and all mistakes till you get it right.
twec21 on
“It’s fine, I had a green smoothie today”
No joke I was just this morning thinking about my order from Smokey Bones today back when I lived near them
Bacon cheeseburger, cibatta bun, pulled pork, onion ring, and that sweet bbq sauce they had.
urbanmark on
Where I live, that’s at least 75 dollars, even with me making it.
LopsidedVictory7448 on
Leave your salad on the grill for a minute less
No_Cupcake_8228 on
That’s a solid salad right there.
Athrek on
Forgot to put macaroni on it
DesignerCorner3322 on
Hahaha its funny because salads are sissy food and meat is real food
DrewLockIsTheAnswer1 on
Boomer humor isn’t super creative is it?
“Doctor said I can only have ONE glass of wine a day”
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My kind of salad right there.
More bacon bits?
Have you considered prosciutto shavings as garnish? That always elevates a salad
Well, nobody could eat that because to take a bite of it you would have to unhinge your jaw like a fucking snake, something I am reliably informed humans cannot do.
The problem is you left the bone in it. Salads are boneless!
I hate these dishes, though. Muddled flavors and textures, impossible to eat. Look if you have a good beef rib, just enjoy it. Don’t try to make it into a novelty dish by putting it on a bloody mary or in a hamburger
I can tell I’m approaching 30, cause that looks like Hell. :/
Put it in a bowl!
You forgot the avocado, dummy! What kind of salad doesn’t have avocado?!
You forgot the Ketchup…
That looks gross.
Facebook is that way Grandpa.
I can feel the colon cancer pulsating in this picture.Â
I do prefer a bone-in salad.
My cholesterol is rocketing only from a single glimpse of this pic.
Croutons are a bit big for the salad.
No, no … don’t beat yourself up. It looks really good. I’d eat it and I’m not really a salad guy.
Just keep trying and don’t give up!
Meat salad, yummy yummy.
The bacon count is off and needs to be closer to the top bun.
Overcooking your tofu, obviously.
Put mayo on it, heard it makes a fine German salad this way
Boomer humor
Second? What did the first look like?
You have to put it in a bowl to be a salad
Facebook? Is that really you?
Debone your salad
I’ll allow it.
r/ComedyCemetery
Salad is the food my food eats – Ron Swanson
Nothing wrong! That’s how I like my salad! Well I would avoid the cheese and bread but still I would eat this!
wrong sub.
Who puts a bone in a salad?
I think you’re supposed to sprinkle the bacon on top.
I’ll eat any and all mistakes till you get it right.
“It’s fine, I had a green smoothie today”
No joke I was just this morning thinking about my order from Smokey Bones today back when I lived near them
Bacon cheeseburger, cibatta bun, pulled pork, onion ring, and that sweet bbq sauce they had.
Where I live, that’s at least 75 dollars, even with me making it.
Leave your salad on the grill for a minute less
That’s a solid salad right there.
Forgot to put macaroni on it
Hahaha its funny because salads are sissy food and meat is real food
Boomer humor isn’t super creative is it?
“Doctor said I can only have ONE glass of wine a day”
*shows picture of fish tank full of wine:
Boomers: “Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahshahahahahhahahahahahahaahahhahahahahahahahahhahaahahhahaha”