My child is a xenomoroh

    by imatt3690

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    1. Anxious_Context_8573 on

      Yeah my 11 month old loves to grin and laugh as he pries my eyeballs out of their sockets. Monsters!

    2. That reminds me, my dad said he used to distract us kids when were nursing on mom so we’d turn our head while still attached to the nipple.

      “Hey kid, look over here!”
      (kid turns head)
      (mom yelps)

    3. I was mortified when I saw that my teething kid was gnawing on the rails of his crib at night. Thankfully there wasn’t too much lead in the paint. He’s 12 now and struggling with math.

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