Plot twist. even their baby teeth had a trust fund.
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The second name should have been something like Margaret Chipsahoy
2slags_geddar on
Explain the joke? I get the Oreo part but this Ellie Milano?
teflon_don_knotts on
I have laughed *really* hard at the material you posted recently and need to look back at your older stuff. I don’t routinely share clips with friends, but I’ve been passing your stuff along. Thanks for sharing, I’ve been needing some chuckles.
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I used to visit a wealthy friend in college in Dallas. He went to SMU and there were a lot of wealthy children there. We went to a party in Highland Park, imagine the ultimate old money wealthy neighborhood in Dallas, at this mansion. A true mansion. There were no adults there, and even though it was an adult house, with adult furniture, I found out that no adults ever lived there. This $10M house was bought for this young woman to act as her dorm in college. Anyways, I believe she was the granddaughter of the people who owned Macy’s or something.
Every time I visited there was an interaction like this. Partying with the sons of ABF trucking. Watching kids get $21M trust funds on their 21st birthday. Meeting the Brookshire kids, the inheritors of the grocery fortune.
I learned pretty quickly what to say when girls hit me up at parties and asked what my dad did for a living.
ThanksFDR on
But, Milano isn’t a brand…
Raxnor on
Oh fuck, here comes Charlie Slavery. I can’t stand that guy!
ANDROSS60 on
No nepo will ever be as influential as Pizzarina Sbarro, heiress to the Sbarro Slice and Calzone fortune.
SSV-Bravado on
i knew that guy, matthew postit, seemed familiar…
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Plot twist. even their baby teeth had a trust fund.
The second name should have been something like Margaret Chipsahoy
Explain the joke? I get the Oreo part but this Ellie Milano?
I have laughed *really* hard at the material you posted recently and need to look back at your older stuff. I don’t routinely share clips with friends, but I’ve been passing your stuff along. Thanks for sharing, I’ve been needing some chuckles.
I used to visit a wealthy friend in college in Dallas. He went to SMU and there were a lot of wealthy children there. We went to a party in Highland Park, imagine the ultimate old money wealthy neighborhood in Dallas, at this mansion. A true mansion. There were no adults there, and even though it was an adult house, with adult furniture, I found out that no adults ever lived there. This $10M house was bought for this young woman to act as her dorm in college. Anyways, I believe she was the granddaughter of the people who owned Macy’s or something.
Every time I visited there was an interaction like this. Partying with the sons of ABF trucking. Watching kids get $21M trust funds on their 21st birthday. Meeting the Brookshire kids, the inheritors of the grocery fortune.
I learned pretty quickly what to say when girls hit me up at parties and asked what my dad did for a living.
But, Milano isn’t a brand…
Oh fuck, here comes Charlie Slavery. I can’t stand that guy!
No nepo will ever be as influential as Pizzarina Sbarro, heiress to the Sbarro Slice and Calzone fortune.
i knew that guy, matthew postit, seemed familiar…