A couple named Burger and King got married, and Burger King paid for their wedding.

    by SystematicApproach

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    1. rebuildingslowly on

      they have a rivalry with a couple named Mac and Donald, they probably moved in next to each other and every year they throw a grill party and compare which one went better., after decades the feud ends when one of their descendants marries the other family recreating the tales of romeo and juilet

    2. Does the dude have a large head or does the chick have a small head…or both? The perspectives are troubling.

    3. Fetlocks_Glistening on

      Wait, so they *had* to wear the crowns and display the logo? So they didn’t *pay* for the wedding, as much as bought advertising rights to it?

    4. “these onion rings are the outward and visible sign of the inward bond you share, and a reminder of the promises you make today.”

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