I’m dying to know the story of the Glitter Incident but there was no one around to ask by FuuckinGOOSE
nightshade00013 on November 12, 2025 11:31 pm I’m wondering about the chihuahua being carried around.
The_Dark_Vampire on November 12, 2025 11:38 pm If it’s a children’s choir Gary shouldn’t be allowed anywhere near it
knarfy2222 on November 12, 2025 11:39 pm The hotel banquet hall I worked at had a similar rule with a heavy charge for cleanup. Like in the thousands. Very hard to vacuum
LastDirtyMartini on November 12, 2025 11:40 pm Now I find myself mildly interested in the ‘Glitter Incident’ as well – thanks, OP!
Rolling_Beardo on November 12, 2025 11:41 pm Glitter has been described as the herpes of the craft world, so it probably just because it’s a pain in the ass to clean up.
SMStotheworld on November 12, 2025 11:47 pm somebody brought glitter, spilled it, made a mess, and it was hard to clean up. not sure what people are envisioning that’s vastly different from this
aroadcaptain on November 12, 2025 11:52 pm I imagine choir guys hearing about it and going to a fabulous PTSD flashback
MotherPotential on November 12, 2025 11:52 pm If its choir I’m surprised there’s only one glitter incident
No_Salad_68 on November 12, 2025 11:57 pm I’m guessing glitter got all over the choir uniforms and some volunteers cleaned it all off.
rturnerX on November 13, 2025 12:05 am Probably something to do with the owl that is clearly in there during the night
predictingzepast on November 13, 2025 12:07 am I mean, do they have musical instruments in choir rooms? Cause if so I can think of at least one funny reason why it got banned..
ChaoticForkingGood on November 13, 2025 12:08 am At my school, whatever the Glitter Incident had been, the sopranos and the altos would be pointing at each other going “They did it!” And it definitely would have been the sopranos. /soprano
SonofByford on November 13, 2025 12:08 am Reminds me of that Chris Rock song “No Sex In The Champagne Room”.
FuuckinGOOSE on November 13, 2025 12:21 am I was so focused on the glitter i didn’t even find it odd that a single interior room in a church has advertised security
29 Comments
1) nice moustache
2) nice dog
3) why dog?
Do NOT bring up the glitter incident!
I’m wondering about the chihuahua being carried around.
They’re referring to Gary Glitter.
I’d be more concerned about that damn night owl
If it’s a children’s choir Gary shouldn’t be allowed anywhere near it
The hotel banquet hall I worked at had a similar rule with a heavy charge for cleanup. Like in the thousands. Very hard to vacuum
something glee related happened here…

Now I find myself mildly interested in the ‘Glitter Incident’ as well – thanks, OP!
Glitter has been described as the herpes of the craft world, so it probably just because it’s a pain in the ass to clean up.
Someone got *craft herpes*
somebody brought glitter, spilled it, made a mess, and it was hard to clean up. not sure what people are envisioning that’s vastly different from this
Glitter deserves to be banned *everywhere*
Ah the glitter in the tuba incident!
I imagine choir guys hearing about it and going to a fabulous PTSD flashback
If its choir I’m surprised there’s only one glitter incident
But are choirs allowed in the glitter room?
r/chihuahua
I’m guessing glitter got all over the choir uniforms and some volunteers cleaned it all off.
Cause there is no one left
I approve this message – in all of earth.
Probably something to do with the owl that is clearly in there during the night
I mean, do they have musical instruments in choir rooms? Cause if so I can think of at least one funny reason why it got banned..
At my school, whatever the Glitter Incident had been, the sopranos and the altos would be pointing at each other going “They did it!”
And it definitely would have been the sopranos.
/soprano
Reminds me of that Chris Rock song “No Sex In The Champagne Room”.
Shits hard to clean and can get into musical equipment
Someone got busted watching the Mariah Carey movie
I was so focused on the glitter i didn’t even find it odd that a single interior room in a church has advertised security