You know who should put this on their late night talk show?
Stephen *Coldbeer*
beerishly on
What software are you using to do this?
brieisasoftcheese on
For when those mountains turn blue.
GrapefruitForward989 on
Coalbeer
NameTheEpithet on
I could see 10 pairs of amazing boobies all begging for a motor boating today and this would still be the best thing that’s happened to me…
Dudephish on
Americans are really so afraid of tasting any beer flavour.
RCuber on
Now do “my truck” 😁
CN4President on
Sounds like any other real country song.
ironmanthing on
Do you have anything in the pipeline for Christmas for this year? Those are the ones I listen to unironically :/ wish they were full length too.
hlerdnerp on
I love this. I play a game whenever a country song comes on, in order to bear most of them, to see if the song has 2/3 references – a woman, automobiles/driving, and alcohol. It’s 2/3 on 99% of them. Some get all three, rarely just 1 and even rarer 0/3. So unless it’s Turtles All the Way Down (which gets a pass for mentioning wine because it’s a biblical reference – and Sturgil is awesome), you’re gonna get those themes.
Toad32 on
And trucks.
OneRFeris on
I was almost worried you forgot the whistle!
Never omit the whistle.
Jaxxlack on
British Version would be tepid ale.
tangcameo on
Heading to Nashville this weekend. Will play it in a bar. I’m sure I’ll have the whole place singing it by the third time.
citricacidx on
Is that intro supposed to be the Jolene of Cold Beers?
Nailed it
cockknocker1 on
Country in a nutshell
NovelRelationship830 on
Do one with ‘painted on jeans’
willis_michaels on
This could top the country music charts
andromeda2365 on
It’s amazing how they all sound exactly like the same person
Elelith on
That last beer was def the combo breaker xD
I don’t listen to US country much but this might be my fav song in the genre.
Lawrence3s on
Ass cold beer
TheVess on
This is exactly what I mean when I tell people all modern country sounds the same to me.
joebojax on
Very ripe
EmbarrassedPaper7758 on
Best country song I ever heard
ntstockman on
Unironically this has gone triple platinum and is the #1 song on every country music chart worldwide.
Gentlemanandscholar9 on
As a professional musician I have watched with sadness as great country has devolved into what we call “bro country” I used to get session work for all kinds of Merle haggard types and loved it! Ending the song on a slide major third always gives me a little nostalgia. But now it’s all fucking “cold beer raised trucks and calls to patriotism”
It sucks.
RandyKeys on
Missed opportunity to sneak in Bo Burnham.
SmilingFlounder on
This is the best song I’ve heard this year
digital on
The Americana Alcoholic Anthem 🇺🇸
IndigoRanger on
This is better than that AI country song currently sitting at number 1
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Icl this made me want a cold beer
Who wants an ass-cold beer?
The Nicholson clip got me.
You know who should put this on their late night talk show?
Stephen *Coldbeer*
What software are you using to do this?
For when those mountains turn blue.
Coalbeer
I could see 10 pairs of amazing boobies all begging for a motor boating today and this would still be the best thing that’s happened to me…
Americans are really so afraid of tasting any beer flavour.
Now do “my truck” 😁
Sounds like any other real country song.
Do you have anything in the pipeline for Christmas for this year? Those are the ones I listen to unironically :/ wish they were full length too.
I love this. I play a game whenever a country song comes on, in order to bear most of them, to see if the song has 2/3 references – a woman, automobiles/driving, and alcohol. It’s 2/3 on 99% of them. Some get all three, rarely just 1 and even rarer 0/3. So unless it’s Turtles All the Way Down (which gets a pass for mentioning wine because it’s a biblical reference – and Sturgil is awesome), you’re gonna get those themes.
And trucks.
I was almost worried you forgot the whistle!
Never omit the whistle.
British Version would be tepid ale.
Heading to Nashville this weekend. Will play it in a bar. I’m sure I’ll have the whole place singing it by the third time.
Is that intro supposed to be the Jolene of Cold Beers?
Nailed it
Country in a nutshell
Do one with ‘painted on jeans’
This could top the country music charts
It’s amazing how they all sound exactly like the same person
That last beer was def the combo breaker xD
I don’t listen to US country much but this might be my fav song in the genre.
Ass cold beer
This is exactly what I mean when I tell people all modern country sounds the same to me.
Very ripe
Best country song I ever heard
Unironically this has gone triple platinum and is the #1 song on every country music chart worldwide.
As a professional musician I have watched with sadness as great country has devolved into what we call “bro country” I used to get session work for all kinds of Merle haggard types and loved it! Ending the song on a slide major third always gives me a little nostalgia. But now it’s all fucking “cold beer raised trucks and calls to patriotism”
It sucks.
Missed opportunity to sneak in Bo Burnham.
This is the best song I’ve heard this year
The Americana Alcoholic Anthem 🇺🇸
This is better than that AI country song currently sitting at number 1
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