His plan worked



    by RandomYooser

    25 Comments

    1. Plot twist: he’s not psychic, he’s just survived enough arguments to develop predictive powers.

    2. I know it’s definitely staged (90% of women would ask rationally, since it might just be a friend), but it’s still funny as hell.

    3. GrungeHamster23 on

      Staged, but accurate.

      Ladies be turning into Force sensitives when their man near someone else.

    4. Reminds me of that skit where a woman is in a coma (car accident or something) and to wake her up, the nurses said to the comatose woman, her husband just sat down, and he looks comfortable. She woke up with a list of things she wanted done…

    5. Reginald_Sockpuppet on

      A safer way is to say “I am so relaxed. I can’t believe I don’t have anything to do.”

      She’ll be right there.

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