Pets be living rent-free with VIP treatment while we’re out here begging for emotional crumbs.
naughty_vvibe on
When the dog sneezes: ‘Aww, bless you baby!’
When I sneeze: ‘Go to the doctor then’
hamsterwheelwhiner on
Character fuckin *nails* this statementÂ
HonneyCravve on
The pet just needs food and head scratches. Easy
Lazy_Softie123 on
Such a confused pair..haha
Effective_Series7303 on
Parents when the dog pees on the carpet: ‘Aww baby!’
Parents when the kid breathes wrong: ‘Disappointment.’ 💀
theboosty on
Who said they wanted the kid?
shinyRedButton on
Yeah well, the dog didn’t spill red paint all over the white carpet and then tell me at 11pm they have a school project due at 8am the next morning while crying hysterically.
partiftheworlDRuns on
My whole life from birth to death is a series of unplanned accidents
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Pets be living rent-free with VIP treatment while we’re out here begging for emotional crumbs.
When the dog sneezes: ‘Aww, bless you baby!’
When I sneeze: ‘Go to the doctor then’
Character fuckin *nails* this statementÂ
The pet just needs food and head scratches. Easy
Such a confused pair..haha
Parents when the dog pees on the carpet: ‘Aww baby!’
Parents when the kid breathes wrong: ‘Disappointment.’ 💀
Who said they wanted the kid?
Yeah well, the dog didn’t spill red paint all over the white carpet and then tell me at 11pm they have a school project due at 8am the next morning while crying hysterically.
My whole life from birth to death is a series of unplanned accidents