Caseys pizza hack



    by Better-Bake-5777

    33 Comments

    1. I once was walking down the steps to meet the delivery guy as he was walking up and he tripped like four steps away from me and just fucking powerslammed everything onto the ground.

      He was okay but the pizza boxes were dented to shit, he was so apologetic I was like “naw man dont worry about it Im just glad you didnt get hurt” and I gave him a tip like I always do but man oh man…if you could imagine two pizzas basically turned into liquid form and poured into the corners of the boxes, that’s what we had lol, and the bottle of soda he had with him could be rung like a bell for how much pressure was in the bottle so no hope in hell of opening that shit anytime in the next like 6 hours lmao.

      We were all high as fuck so you know we ate that shit anyway but it was the first and last time I had pizza lasagna lol

    2. To be fair you could probably do it on the bench once or twice rather than the floor but each their own I guess

    3. If it weren’t for watching the fat electrician’s video on Casey’s just the other day, I wouldn’t even know what this is.

      But now I do. And now I want a slice.

    4. This is probably 100 to 200 calories max for the entire pizza. Just don’t eat this kind of pizza if you’re dieting – plenty of healthier low calorie pizza recipes out there.

      I’m not spending money on this kind of pizza unless I’ve earned it and at that point I want all the grease.

    5. Silverlynel1234 on

      I college my pizza hack was going to domino’s from the bar and the ordering delivery. I was delivered home with the pizza.

    6. I once had a pizza delivery guy carry my pizza to the door like it was a briefcase. He worked for the actual pizza place too, not just skip or uber eats. Like, my guy! You should know how to hold a fucking pizza. We called to complain that the pizza was destroyed and they gave it to us free.

    7. I like vending machines because snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a candy bar at the store, oftentimes, I will drop it so that it achieves its maximum flavor potential.

      – Mitch Hedberg

    8. And super sanitary throwing it on the floor to pick up some listeria and then deposit it on the counter.

    9. Back in the 90s in Norman, OK this was called the Pizza Shuttle Drop. Crap pizza but they delivered til 4 am.

    10. When I worked at a caseys we would use paper towels to soak up some of the grease, and then use it to turn the crust golden. (no the paper towels did not fall apart when doing this)

      If people really want to complain about the grease they should not be ordering pepperoni which is placed on TOP of the cheese.

    11. When I was in college me and three classmates went to a pizza place for lunch break. They took so long making the pizza that we were late & we had already decided to dine in. When they served us the pizza the girls grabbed some napkins and started dabbing the pizza to get rid of the grease. All of the cheese stuck to the napkins. I was cracking up laughing.

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