I always assumed they’re more like European voters.
I live in France and the mentality here is similar. They don’t care about the person, they care about the platform.
An odd pairing of shared values, but the thought process is the same.
These aren’t their pastors, they’re their politicians.
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According to too many “Christians”:
1. I am the Trump thy God. Thou shalt have no other gods before me.
2. Screw unto others before they screw unto you.
3. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s wife, nor his ass, in vain.
4. Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto Trump: for of such is the kingdom of Epstein.
electric--eskimo on
Does trump ever even go to church?
NatureCarolynGate on
If Trump transformed to a body of a leopard, the feet of a bear, with seven heads of lions, then the heads spouted 10 horns with a crown on each horn, and having the number of man 666, these evangelist would call trump, Jesus.
internal_logging on
Evangelicalsccdont cover to all Christians Shouldn’t catholics, latter day saints and such be in this too? Many of them are Trumpers.
Midnight Drama: Trump Ridicules Harvard Graduates—Kimmel Hits Back by Unveiling His 1965 SAT Record, Crowd Goes WILD!
It was one of the wildest moments in late-night history as Jimmy Kimmel turned Donald Trump’s latest rant into a comedy masterclass — humiliating the former president with a stunt that had the crowd screaming and social media in meltdown…. [https://go.allplaynews.com/4RRMSjf](https://go.allplaynews.com/4RRMSjf)
After Trump mocked Harvard graduates during a campaign rally, bragging about his “natural genius,” Kimmel struck back. Pulling out what he called “Trump’s original 1965 SAT scorecard,” the host dramatically read off the numbers — all zeros — as the audience exploded with laughter. “He didn’t fail,” Kimmel quipped, “he just didn’t understand the questions.”
The segment went viral within minutes, racking up millions of views across platforms. Even Kimmel’s staff looked stunned as he roasted Trump’s obsession with intelligence, saying, “Every time he calls himself smart, an actual genius somewhere quits their job.”
According to insiders, Trump was furious, ranting that Kimmel “should be arrested” for “spreading fake scores.” One Mar-a-Lago source described it as “the loudest meltdown since election night.”
The full, uncut Kimmel monologue is trending worldwide — watch the viral roast that left Trump’s ego in ashes before it gets pulled offline…
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And don’t forget “Lying to the American people”.
As in “Christians” Lyin’ Karolyin’ and Mendacious Mikey Johnson.
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And they won’t help feed a baby when mom has run out of formula.
SouthernReality9610 on
Technically the Bible doesn’t forbid any of those things, except adultery. So the porn stars are s no-no
SandslashFanClub on
They’re also happy to ignore the 2nd commandment when it comes to worshiping a false idol with Trump.
Dyrogitory on
This isn’t political humor. This is the truth. This is why I don’t go to church anymore.
Abrubt-Change-8040 on
To be fair, no person who is a true believer of Christ’s teachings has ever, or would ever vote for Donald.
These people who belong to Donald, whatever they are, they are not Gods chosen in any respect.
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They don’t go to church themselves, they just tell other people to in order to better control them
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🙏 Amen
Oh, the ~~humanity~~ hypocrisy!
I always assumed they’re more like European voters.
I live in France and the mentality here is similar. They don’t care about the person, they care about the platform.
An odd pairing of shared values, but the thought process is the same.
These aren’t their pastors, they’re their politicians.
According to too many “Christians”:
1. I am the Trump thy God. Thou shalt have no other gods before me.
2. Screw unto others before they screw unto you.
3. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s wife, nor his ass, in vain.
4. Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto Trump: for of such is the kingdom of Epstein.
Does trump ever even go to church?
If Trump transformed to a body of a leopard, the feet of a bear, with seven heads of lions, then the heads spouted 10 horns with a crown on each horn, and having the number of man 666, these evangelist would call trump, Jesus.
Evangelicalsccdont cover to all Christians Shouldn’t catholics, latter day saints and such be in this too? Many of them are Trumpers.
https://preview.redd.it/erz0mo5f340g1.png?width=838&format=png&auto=webp&s=fa7c50210edc66de1d27d1c84a37237a5d8fbead
Midnight Drama: Trump Ridicules Harvard Graduates—Kimmel Hits Back by Unveiling His 1965 SAT Record, Crowd Goes WILD!
It was one of the wildest moments in late-night history as Jimmy Kimmel turned Donald Trump’s latest rant into a comedy masterclass — humiliating the former president with a stunt that had the crowd screaming and social media in meltdown…. [https://go.allplaynews.com/4RRMSjf](https://go.allplaynews.com/4RRMSjf)
After Trump mocked Harvard graduates during a campaign rally, bragging about his “natural genius,” Kimmel struck back. Pulling out what he called “Trump’s original 1965 SAT scorecard,” the host dramatically read off the numbers — all zeros — as the audience exploded with laughter. “He didn’t fail,” Kimmel quipped, “he just didn’t understand the questions.”
The segment went viral within minutes, racking up millions of views across platforms. Even Kimmel’s staff looked stunned as he roasted Trump’s obsession with intelligence, saying, “Every time he calls himself smart, an actual genius somewhere quits their job.”
According to insiders, Trump was furious, ranting that Kimmel “should be arrested” for “spreading fake scores.” One Mar-a-Lago source described it as “the loudest meltdown since election night.”
The full, uncut Kimmel monologue is trending worldwide — watch the viral roast that left Trump’s ego in ashes before it gets pulled offline…
And don’t forget “Lying to the American people”.
As in “Christians” Lyin’ Karolyin’ and Mendacious Mikey Johnson.
And they won’t help feed a baby when mom has run out of formula.
Technically the Bible doesn’t forbid any of those things, except adultery. So the porn stars are s no-no
They’re also happy to ignore the 2nd commandment when it comes to worshiping a false idol with Trump.
This isn’t political humor. This is the truth. This is why I don’t go to church anymore.
To be fair, no person who is a true believer of Christ’s teachings has ever, or would ever vote for Donald.
These people who belong to Donald, whatever they are, they are not Gods chosen in any respect.
They don’t go to church themselves, they just tell other people to in order to better control them