Porta potty hundreds of feet up

    by Academic_Lake_

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    1. In the broad history of the human species, I can’t help but be certain that, at some point, there’s been a specter of death more horrifying than being trapped in a porta-john and falling hundreds of feet to your death– but I don’t know what that was, and having considered *this* option, I’m content w/ not knowing.

    2. This means someone probably had to go boomboom off the ledge but it’s too far up for someone to hear you scream “TIMBERRRR”

    3. “​Your porta-potty installers were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.”

    4. You put those up there, because if not, the iron workers piss in condoms and start raining piss bombs until they get one.

      Don’t think I need to elaborate on how I know.

    5. I’m not a scaredy cat, but I know for a fact that if I go up on that thing it will collapse.

    6. tragicallyohio on

      I’ve had dreams where I have to poop on something like that perched precariously above hundreds or thousands of feet of nothing.

    7. Designer_Constant400 on

      Maybe they put it up when they leave work so the public doesn’t use them. You know what happens in public potapottys

    8. I got to visit a church tower in The Netherlands while it was being worked on, for a significant bit of maintenance. Getting up and down the tower was a hassle. What surprised me was, that on ever second or third floor of the scaffolding, there was a simple urinal for men. Logical, when you think of it, but I never knew these things were up there. There were also a few women working on the tower; we were told that they were free to attempt to use the urinal with a female urination device (she-wee) or something. But in practice the women opted to go down the tower, given the open nature of the urinals on the scaffolds.

    9. Contractor “You’re telling me you’re wasting a solid 10 minutes just getting down from there to go to the bathroom?!? And you’re telling me you do this like three times a shift?!? MORE???? Okay we’re making some changes”

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