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    “Republican offices have confirmed that they were targeted by an unidentified group or individual who distributed American flags bearing a similar symbol, which were initially indistinguishable from an ordinary American flag to the naked eye” ~Congressman Dave Taylor

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    1. Pfelinus on

      They knew what they were look at their posts. Pro gas chambers and wanted too watch people burn.

    3. Nevermore_10 on

      So Trump doesn’t want flags to be burned but is ok if you hug them or alter their appearance?

    4. Lucius_Shadow on

      Oh, I see, so republicans just naturally see a swastika whenever they see an American flag, so they didn’t notice these swastikas were actually on the flags until the non-Nazis pointed it out! Oops. 🙃

    6. Typical_Samaritan on

      >indistinguishable from an ordinary American flag to the naked eye

      This speaks volumes to how they view America and the American flag.

    8. Ok-Oil7124 on

      Yeah, that’s insane. A place I used to work had some water bottles with flags on them, but I thought “those look a little funny” and they had like 56 stars. I wasn’t studying them, I don’t have flags up around my house, I don’t think about humping the flag, but I noticed that something was off just walking past. So, yeah, he knew it was there.

      I wish these people weren’t such fucking cowards and would just own their shit because we all see it, and this is just tedious. I think it’s why they believe in “secret muslims,” “secret trans,” and any other number of things because they can’ timagin ethat people aren’t ashamed of who they really are.

    9. letdogsvote on

      “Initially indistinguishable?”

      Dude, there’s a fucking swastika in the middle of it. Are you blind or stupid?

    10. BlackEric on

      What’s more likely, their convoluted current excuse or the fact that fascist like swastikas? Hmm.

    12. AkimahenkaCat on

      Indistinguishable?

      That’s really what you’re going with.

      Straight face and all.

      Literally making yourself not believable on anything right now.

    13. ap1msch on

      I cannot help but think of Michael Gary Scott in these situations. “I hate drugs! I hate them so much! I don’t think any of you hate drugs as much as I hate drugs! So, you all are going to take a drug test and I am not.”

    17. Advanced_Aspect_7601 on

      Is this real?

      So the response is that they were set up? Pretty obvious the Nazi playbook is to take advantage of political nuance to weasel they’re way into power. Fucking cowards.

    18. tucci99 on

      This is one of those rare moments when the term “Dick Head” can be used both figuratively and literally.

    24. paulsteinway on

      “We need a believable story to get past this.”

      “How about ‘We were too stupid to notice’?”

      “Yeah, let’s go with that. “

    27. augustusleonus on

      He doesn’t see color, or stripes, or patterns in general, all he sees is his patriotic duty to stand up for his right to hold a gun while you talk to him

    28. Ironworker977 on

      Every authoritarian movement requires enemies, not for defense, but for definition. Without an out-group to despise, the authoritarian’s moral universe collapses. It’s the oldest trick in demagoguery, create a monster, then sell yourself as the only one who can kill it.

    29. Downtown-Locksmith22 on

      Just come out already, MAGA…

      What, are you afraid of what happened to the last group of openly nazi fucks?

    30. Amadeus_1978 on

      I guess we are now at that place where in 1984 he says, “the final and most damaging requirement from the party was for the population to deny their own eyes and conclusions.”

      Enough yet?

    31. JustAnotherHyrum on

      They should hire me to point out obvious fucking Nazi symbols in their Hill offices to them.

      For an additional fee, I’ll also remind them daily not to drop the N-Word and that it’s never okay to roleplay being a Nazi in Young Republican text chats.

    35. Crusoebear on

      Can’t identify an actual American flag from a swastika & can’t figure out who did it…

      So – if he was in a war – WHO exactly would he be shooting at?

      Between his shitty eyesight & his shitty comprehension & judgement – perhaps he shouldn’t own a gun. Ok maybe the wooden gun from ‘The Other Guys’.

    41. Free_Dome_Lover on

      They can now only lie at a 2nd grade level

      It’s still above the reading level of maga tho so it’s still working

    43. ew73 on

      Cop pulls some dude over, frisks him. Finds a bag of weed tied around the dude’s ballsack with a string.

      “That’s not mine officer, I don’t know how it got there.”

      Same energy.

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