Great, let’s insult and piss off lizard people now.
Comfortable-Host1399 on
as a fellow reptilian i’m deeply offended, we all know this isn’t one of us, it’s clearly an alien stuffed into an oversized orange skin suit. like seriously, if you’re gonna shapeshift, why pick that hideous form? I guess standards have fallen in the galaxy. 😝
Chumlee1917 on
is that a stroke symptom too?
900mg_caffeine on
fuckofakaboom on
FL3TCHL1V3S on
Strokey McStrokeface
ParaponeraBread on
This is a result of cataract surgery, right?
m0j0r0lla on
Trumps looks like the type of guy that spits in his hands to fix his hair.
McMacHack on
MAGA would be like “Lizard Chow and Proud!” And “Real Patriots feed their Babies to the Lizard King!”
VoxCacophoni on
That stroke he had must have been an absolute belter. The way he looks, it wouldn’t surprise me to find out he actually *did* die, and is just being held up on sticks.
NatureCarolynGate on
My favourite bottle is on the ready. Don’t tease now
sebrebc on
This dude is not long for the world. If he sees 2026 I’ll be very shocked.
That’s what happens when you stare at a solar eclipse!
sealosam on
I’ve been saying it for years. This mutant reptile evolved into an even shittier version of some kind of invasive Florida lizard (Orangis Magatilious.)
PubesOnTheSoap on
Please don’t blame this on the lizard people it’s not fair to them
Life-Celebration-747 on
I saw that exact same thing during his press conference with King Charles! I even posted a response to the article with something like, what’s going on with his left eye?!
Dean868 on
Even a lizard’s blood isn’t that cold
civicgsr19 on
Confirmed.
Akhanyatin on
Person? Debatable.
Lizard? Please don’t insult reptiles like that, a lot of them are very useful to the ecosystem.
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Great, let’s insult and piss off lizard people now.
as a fellow reptilian i’m deeply offended, we all know this isn’t one of us, it’s clearly an alien stuffed into an oversized orange skin suit. like seriously, if you’re gonna shapeshift, why pick that hideous form? I guess standards have fallen in the galaxy. 😝
is that a stroke symptom too?
Strokey McStrokeface
This is a result of cataract surgery, right?
Trumps looks like the type of guy that spits in his hands to fix his hair.
MAGA would be like “Lizard Chow and Proud!” And “Real Patriots feed their Babies to the Lizard King!”
That stroke he had must have been an absolute belter. The way he looks, it wouldn’t surprise me to find out he actually *did* die, and is just being held up on sticks.
My favourite bottle is on the ready. Don’t tease now
This dude is not long for the world. If he sees 2026 I’ll be very shocked.
He’s also a pedophile.
Is he deorangified?
Brain tumor. It explains so much.
https://preview.redd.it/j0zlim3gjztf1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9f8bb2c5da273613963e61beaf1b61862018edf
It has reptilian DNA for sure.
He looks like he has an extra chromosome
If by lizard person you mean lazy, moronic, asshole then sure I agree with you.
Meanwhile I’m sitting here thinking this is the most normal he has looked in a long time.
Dump Trump
His mother is the original lizard from the spider-man comics btw
https://preview.redd.it/njhd06wewztf1.jpeg?width=3432&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8cdbf88772e50f19cc91b8c1365870e9c8ee7d8a
We have not had a president die in office in 60 years. This is going to be interesting.
If he had one, Hunter S. Thompson would be rolling over in his grave.
https://i.redd.it/majjsyiqyztf1.gif
That’s what happens when you stare at a solar eclipse!
I’ve been saying it for years. This mutant reptile evolved into an even shittier version of some kind of invasive Florida lizard (Orangis Magatilious.)
Please don’t blame this on the lizard people it’s not fair to them
I saw that exact same thing during his press conference with King Charles! I even posted a response to the article with something like, what’s going on with his left eye?!
Even a lizard’s blood isn’t that cold
Confirmed.
Person? Debatable.
Lizard? Please don’t insult reptiles like that, a lot of them are very useful to the ecosystem.