“Ungrateful Portland, liberated by glorious ICE forces, holds marathon, oblivious that they have been saved from the hordes of Chaos “
Boomtown626 on
OP doesn’t tell us how many died, or how many cars were broken into by illegal immigrants, or how many kids were turned gay by the trans drag queens hiding in the bushes.
Tell us the rest sarcasm of the story OP!
P1xelHunter78 on
Give the brave citizens a medal for the Mogadishu mile!
jasonwhite1976 on
Surely they were running from something!!!
Fit_Preparation_9742 on
Running is now an act of civil disobedience
Skate_faced on
What they didn’t feature were the raving inflatable animals and antifa frog. The shit is getting real. And they just called it a marathon but it was really a terror-thon… of running from antifa inflatable animal death corps and EDM brown shirts.
Some long hair said they loved the smell of weed in the morning like a fucking psychopath.
White Jesus has abandoned Portland OH THE HUMANITY
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“Ungrateful Portland, liberated by glorious ICE forces, holds marathon, oblivious that they have been saved from the hordes of Chaos “
OP doesn’t tell us how many died, or how many cars were broken into by illegal immigrants, or how many kids were turned gay by the trans drag queens hiding in the bushes.
Tell us the rest sarcasm of the story OP!
Give the brave citizens a medal for the Mogadishu mile!
Surely they were running from something!!!
Running is now an act of civil disobedience
What they didn’t feature were the raving inflatable animals and antifa frog. The shit is getting real. And they just called it a marathon but it was really a terror-thon… of running from antifa inflatable animal death corps and EDM brown shirts.
Some long hair said they loved the smell of weed in the morning like a fucking psychopath.
White Jesus has abandoned Portland OH THE HUMANITY