I guess he just pays right? It would surprise me if anything isn’t for sale at the white house at the moment. Except maybe morals and principals, they don’t seem to have those.
brickiex2 on
In 5, 4, 3, 2, …
Hugh-Jorgan69 on
He will pardon him and Diddy will make a yuge contribution to Donald’s “Presidential Library”. They dont even bother to hide the corruption now. He controls all three branches of government & SCOTUS so he doesnt have to. The ONLY one who can stop Donald Trump now is Ronald McDonald.
iconsumemyown on
Doctor demento don’t know when to shut the fuck up.
dover_oxide on
Wonder how much the “Trump Library” will be getting from Diddy’s people
im_a_sleepy_human on
wtf?
Fedquip on
Crazy how Pardons give this guy so much control over everything. Years of investigation and justice are at his whim, whether its Puff Daddy, Maxwell or any rich dude caught with white collar crime.
makemeking706 on
I bet money that didn’t happen, but now Puffy can’t contradict him because he definitely wants that pardon.
feder_online on
Puff the Diddly is asking Donnie “Daddy” Didler for pardon for grabbing them by the pussy?!?
What are the odds…
honkyhey on
MMW Trump is going to pardon him.
allhaildre on
So did the Tiger King…
Public_Steak_6933 on
So presidential pardons are the same as calling your fav radio station and making a request now?
Oh yeah, except you have to be a convicted criminal that wants to be released for no good reason at all. That makes sense in Trump’s ass backwards upside-down America…
vs-1680 on
Whelp, ‘Puff Daddy’ is definitely going to be granted a pardon in a few months when the media attention has died down. Likely after the midterm elections
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‘Puff’ is a German slang word for a brothel.
Fits.
tbh this whole scenario’s a big mess, colder than a polar bear’s toenail. Dude’s gotta face the music, not just bribe his way out smh.
Was Combs tried federal or state?
They have a lot in common, so I won’t be surprised if he does one for his comrade
There’s a (un)surprisingly lot of photos of them together.
https://www.gettyimages.com/search/2/image?phrase=diddy+trump
He calls a lot of people “Puff Daddy”? That doesn’t even make sense.
Pedo says what?
Two peas in a pod, as the saying goes.

They share wonderful secrets I’m sure.
You know he’s gonna do it too
Onion made this back in May
https://preview.redd.it/b12mtjvsmktf1.jpeg?width=399&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=685f7135fc999bcd3f9dfba4b1d5146dc0efccd4
I guess he just pays right? It would surprise me if anything isn’t for sale at the white house at the moment. Except maybe morals and principals, they don’t seem to have those.
In 5, 4, 3, 2, …
He will pardon him and Diddy will make a yuge contribution to Donald’s “Presidential Library”. They dont even bother to hide the corruption now. He controls all three branches of government & SCOTUS so he doesnt have to. The ONLY one who can stop Donald Trump now is Ronald McDonald.
Doctor demento don’t know when to shut the fuck up.
Wonder how much the “Trump Library” will be getting from Diddy’s people
wtf?
Crazy how Pardons give this guy so much control over everything. Years of investigation and justice are at his whim, whether its Puff Daddy, Maxwell or any rich dude caught with white collar crime.
I bet money that didn’t happen, but now Puffy can’t contradict him because he definitely wants that pardon.
Puff the Diddly is asking Donnie “Daddy” Didler for pardon for grabbing them by the pussy?!?
What are the odds…
MMW Trump is going to pardon him.
So did the Tiger King…
So presidential pardons are the same as calling your fav radio station and making a request now?
Oh yeah, except you have to be a convicted criminal that wants to be released for no good reason at all. That makes sense in Trump’s ass backwards upside-down America…
Whelp, ‘Puff Daddy’ is definitely going to be granted a pardon in a few months when the media attention has died down. Likely after the midterm elections
https://preview.redd.it/rqxil9j4vltf1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f433954a77a196dac5f0cdbdfd031d6efb1e413
Sho me the money 💰 🤑 💸
“If you want to live in America, learn the language! Oh, not you, Mr. President, sir, you’re OK. May I lick your boot?”
What a wonderful time to be a high-profile criminal. Just say a few nice words, and the orange man will set you free.