Remember when Trump was able to button his suit jacket?
No? Me neither.
TheGretzkyofGarbage on

mookormyth on
Big pants
kittenTakeover on
Honestly, if you don’t meet basic physical standards, I don’t think you should qualify for the job of satan.
h20poIo on
Commander and Chief highest ranking military leader, set a fucking example Trump.
AnonVinky on
Do you think pointing out hypocrisy is going to work this time?
If not PLEASE don’t fall for Trumps almost literal rage bate. Instead please make politicalhumor about coups or the cruel intentions.
Galliagamer on
Someone yesterday referred to Trump and Hegsgeth at that meeting with all the generals as Fat Man and Little Boy, and it gave me the giggles.
ManyAverage6578 on
relax guy
AxiomaticSuppository on
Maybe Trump just needs to start snorting coke with Hegseth and junior. “*The pounds, they came off like magic. 🤲 All I had to do was breathe in through my nose.*”
stay_fr0sty on
It Depends. Should the President be Pampered and given an exception? Many great people who really know their shit say no.
Mexicali76 on
Look at Baloney Tits over here. Solid fupa.
jjames34 on
Is Donald Trump fucking Satan?
JasonIsFishing on
LEAVE PETE HEGSETH ALONE!!!!! I would like to see you people say intelligent things after the amount of bourbon that he had with breakfast
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Remember when Trump was able to button his suit jacket?
No? Me neither.

Big pants
Honestly, if you don’t meet basic physical standards, I don’t think you should qualify for the job of satan.
Commander and Chief highest ranking military leader, set a fucking example Trump.
Do you think pointing out hypocrisy is going to work this time?
If not PLEASE don’t fall for Trumps almost literal rage bate. Instead please make politicalhumor about coups or the cruel intentions.
Someone yesterday referred to Trump and Hegsgeth at that meeting with all the generals as Fat Man and Little Boy, and it gave me the giggles.
relax guy
Maybe Trump just needs to start snorting coke with Hegseth and junior. “*The pounds, they came off like magic. 🤲 All I had to do was breathe in through my nose.*”
It Depends. Should the President be Pampered and given an exception? Many great people who really know their shit say no.
Look at Baloney Tits over here. Solid fupa.
Is Donald Trump fucking Satan?
LEAVE PETE HEGSETH ALONE!!!!! I would like to see you people say intelligent things after the amount of bourbon that he had with breakfast
I thought satan was the pregnant one?
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You guys remember a few months ago. We had a commander in chief that was rail thin, not on the Epstein list and didn’t tweet insane shit every day?
Yeah, me too.

Heeeey Satan!
Jabba the Hut with terrible hair.
I think Obama was the last president that was actually physically fit. I have my doubts on Bush and Clinton. And we all know Carter was ripped.