An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs.
by stunk_funky
An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs.
by stunk_funky
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I used to hate fascists.
I still do, but I used to, too.
I miss Mitch
Stairs! Trump’s Kryptonite!1!
That escalator must be WOKE.
My first thought too!
That escalator is up to something…
Trump chose not to escalate… TACO!
Now it’s been revealed a white house employee turned off the escalator and the White House screwed up the teleprompter because they arrived late and didn’t get their laptop connected in time. There was no UN technician.
This was more White House hoax nonsense.
#Release the unredacted Epstein files.
https://archive.ph/2025.09.24-004628/https://www.thedailybeast.com/white-house-calls-for-probe-into-its-own-un-escalator-gaffe/
Sorry for the convenience
I’ll just pay for the donut, end of transaction.
🤣🤣🤣
This is GREAT, I love Mitch!
Been thinking of Mitch a lot lately. Thought of him today, and a couple days ago I bought two donuts at the grocery store bakery and the receipt was — I swear — 15″ long.
It’s a good thing they are in such great shape or theyd have fallen off the stairs.
First thing I thought of when this happened lol
I do believe that Mitch should have the absolute last word on this matter.
My first thought. What a great joke!
They could have taken the escalator next to that one. I guess they didn’t think of that…
Except for that one video of an escalator collapsing like a portal to hell and grinding a poor woman to death
I went to the doctor, but all he wanted to do was take my blood.
Do not go to Dr. Acula