My MAGA neighbors are still here. I thought they were going on a trip today.

The rapture has happened fifty times, and each time the three or four people worth saving have been reported missing.

Dam it -I was hoping that when all theses “ Christian’s “ were gone we could get back to making a better planet and society.

I am pretty sure it’s just going to be capybaras and bonobos that qualify. I doubt humans are on the list.

I mean, can you really say it didn’t happen???

Copy pasta, what earth is after the rapture:
“The Great Tribulation is a prophesied future period of unprecedented global suffering, natural disasters, wars, and persecution, particularly of believers. It is characterized by worldwide turmoil, famine, disease, and the rise of a deceptive leader known as the Antichrist. ”

/s of course

It would be nice IF they did teleport out of here.

I’m so disappointed. I was hoping that Costco would be quieter this evening. I need wraps and eggs.

They’re in for a big surprise. Enjoy that mark.

It happened. They just got left behind. Shouldn’t have been bad people.

Well you know, their bible said noone really knows when it’ll happen.

But then again it ALSO SAYS that the rapture will only take the good ones, and those deemed unworthy would be left behind. So if they’re still here…. 😆

You didn’t take into consideration Jesus Standard Time vs. Jesus Daylight Savings Time.

This is bullshit! All these annoying ass people were supposed to be gone today. Now I gotta be at work AND continue listening to their crap? FML!