You’re going to have trouble convincing me that this is a transcript of a text message conversation between a 22-year-old “chronically online memelord” and his trans lover
Yes fellow *checks notes* Redditors, alas it be a *checks notes* normie twenty-two year old who has written this yet
anon_sir on
MAGA was instantly ready to trust CNN after calling them fake news for 10 years.
tobvet2 on
“I had enough of his hatred”
Civil-Dinner on
“If I am able to grab the rifle unseen, I will have left no evidence”
Except, of course, this chat log, in which he checks every box needed to convict him (confession, motive, etc…).
Somehow, that all seems a little too convenient.
NightmareSovereign on
This feels like the Kashole wrote this drivel himself
Switchmisty9 on
I’m not typically a conspiracy theorist….buuuuut this is what a high-level government conspiracy would look like, if it was executed by a bunch of TV personalities, and dumb fuck podcasters
It has such an “Epstein Binders” vibe…
tom_sa_savage on
This isn’t how kids talk. I’m 28 and far behind what the kids are calling shit nowadays and I’ve read fanfics on DeviantArt that felt more natural than this.
what-tf1 on
What in the chatgpt…
Narrator_neville on
The ‘ He left a note under the keyboard that was photographed before the actual physical note was somehow destroyed but we have digital proof so it don’t matter’ is a tad concerning
or10n_sharkfin on
22 year olds don’t talk like this, not even ironically.
They’re really fucking pushing that his roommate (for ONE SEMESTER IN AN ONLINE COURSE???) was his trans lover to mask the fact he was one of theirs.
Haselrig on
Yeah…
Thowitawaydave on
You know what would really clear this up? Releasing all the Epstein files.
Thirsty_Comment88 on
And they knew Republicans will be stupid enough to believe this.
VincentAntonelli on
Poor kid probably won’t be around long enough to dispute it.
lookaway123 on
GhostOfDino on
Interesting that none of this bears any resemblance to the language and style of the texts that we’ve seen from the shooter on chat threads. “Drop point” “unseen” ???? This sounds like it was written by someone who has no idea how 22yo’s text. Just saying. Its feeling incredibly obvious like they got the guy, but he’s not the kind of guy they hoped for, so theyre frosting it with this LGBTQ vibe to make him out to be that guy.
mikemcd1972 on
Did a really old version of AI right this? Holy shit, no person has ever texted like this. Obvious fake.
GhostOfDino on
It’s nice in this here pool but I swear I’m feeling the water temperature getting warmer?
dogmeat12358 on
Two words: Jury nullification
funkymunkPDX on
4.0 student who scored high on his entry tests.
ZephyrValkyrie on
Did this guy actually have a transgender girlfriend or is that made up
riamuriamu on
This drivel makes me want to write. I’m inspired by spite to complete my shitty sexy sci fi vampire never mystery novel.
Not enough question marks at the start. Everyone knows it’s 15 and not 14 question marks if you want your transcription to look professional.
needsmoarbokeh on
There’s no way this wasn’t written by ChatGPT
CatsWineLove on
It has punctuation. A dead giveaway.
Exact_Most on
This reads like it was bought off of Fiverr from someone who gave strong assurances that they would do the needful with great expediency.
kenc1842 on
There is no way this is legit. Also, release the unredacted Epstein Files.
Solarwindtalker on
Did they fucking use ChatGPT to write this shit? Lol, it reads worse than Game of Thrones Season 8 dialogue.
Da_Stable_Genius on
Not surprising, the way the FBI has handled this has been ridiculous. Kash’s telling of events is incoherent and now they have this text message “conversation” to tie it all together. Very convenient. Nothing to see here
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Actual transcript that was released on Tuesday 9/16/2025
https://preview.redd.it/mcnb1ijqdppf1.jpeg?width=1088&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7bd56936a174e4d3b01a70a5634f568346b78b10
Oh boy!!
Yes fellow *checks notes* Redditors, alas it be a *checks notes* normie twenty-two year old who has written this yet
MAGA was instantly ready to trust CNN after calling them fake news for 10 years.
“I had enough of his hatred”
“If I am able to grab the rifle unseen, I will have left no evidence”
Except, of course, this chat log, in which he checks every box needed to convict him (confession, motive, etc…).
Somehow, that all seems a little too convenient.
This feels like the Kashole wrote this drivel himself
I’m not typically a conspiracy theorist….buuuuut this is what a high-level government conspiracy would look like, if it was executed by a bunch of TV personalities, and dumb fuck podcasters
It has such an “Epstein Binders” vibe…
This isn’t how kids talk. I’m 28 and far behind what the kids are calling shit nowadays and I’ve read fanfics on DeviantArt that felt more natural than this.
What in the chatgpt…
The ‘ He left a note under the keyboard that was photographed before the actual physical note was somehow destroyed but we have digital proof so it don’t matter’ is a tad concerning
22 year olds don’t talk like this, not even ironically.
They’re really fucking pushing that his roommate (for ONE SEMESTER IN AN ONLINE COURSE???) was his trans lover to mask the fact he was one of theirs.
Yeah…
You know what would really clear this up? Releasing all the Epstein files.
And they knew Republicans will be stupid enough to believe this.
Poor kid probably won’t be around long enough to dispute it.
Interesting that none of this bears any resemblance to the language and style of the texts that we’ve seen from the shooter on chat threads. “Drop point” “unseen” ???? This sounds like it was written by someone who has no idea how 22yo’s text. Just saying. Its feeling incredibly obvious like they got the guy, but he’s not the kind of guy they hoped for, so theyre frosting it with this LGBTQ vibe to make him out to be that guy.
Did a really old version of AI right this? Holy shit, no person has ever texted like this. Obvious fake.
It’s nice in this here pool but I swear I’m feeling the water temperature getting warmer?
Two words: Jury nullification
4.0 student who scored high on his entry tests.
Did this guy actually have a transgender girlfriend or is that made up
This drivel makes me want to write. I’m inspired by spite to complete my shitty sexy sci fi vampire never mystery novel.
https://preview.redd.it/2hwte2dppppf1.jpeg?width=612&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df8a2f0843a41eeb368bd5cf96a9deb96ad4aed0
The style reminds me of one of the greatest writers of this generation…
[https://www.goodreads.com/series/406877-the-plot-against-the-king](https://www.goodreads.com/series/406877-the-plot-against-the-king)
Not enough question marks at the start. Everyone knows it’s 15 and not 14 question marks if you want your transcription to look professional.
There’s no way this wasn’t written by ChatGPT
It has punctuation. A dead giveaway.
This reads like it was bought off of Fiverr from someone who gave strong assurances that they would do the needful with great expediency.
There is no way this is legit. Also, release the unredacted Epstein Files.
Did they fucking use ChatGPT to write this shit? Lol, it reads worse than Game of Thrones Season 8 dialogue.
Not surprising, the way the FBI has handled this has been ridiculous. Kash’s telling of events is incoherent and now they have this text message “conversation” to tie it all together. Very convenient. Nothing to see here