The look you have on your face when you’re not good enough to be a podunk dog-catcher and are now in charge of a national law enforcement organization.
Content-Boat-9851 on
When “failing upward” has a face.
KnowMatter on
Kid was chilling at home chilling in his bedroom while the FBI was like “this mastermind has clearly left the state by now”.
racedownhill on
I think it was local Utah police that found the surveillance footage. All the FBI really did was to *finally* release the pictures to the public, after some failed attempts at using “facial recognition technology”.
The FBI wasted about 12 hours in the process, during which time the suspect managed to travel 250 miles from the scene of the crime. If he’d been smarter, he would have gone much, much further.
But then again, turns out he was MAGA.
eastbay77 on
The fastest time in history.
munkeypunk on
So?
Kirk’s life was only equal to 32 hours of distraction from the Epstein files? That’s pretty sad, if you think about it. Whomp whomp. I’m sure they wished it would have lasted at least until the weekend. Too bad Daddy MAGA wanted the bounty money.
PeaceLoveDyeStuff on
Maga Dad wants that bigly reward promised
ohbabypop on
Dad wanted 100k so he called you.
ebikr on
“Can I go to a club now?”
wezworldwide on
This is like the dude in school who copied my statistics homework and then volunteered to show the class how HE solved it.
disgruntled6 on
All I can think of when I see that dude is Parks and Rec.
ChaoticMutant on
The Kash Patel Memorial Library burned down today and apparently both books were destroyed before he had a chance to color them with crayons.
Huge_Strain_8714 on
He said this after blowing hot air up tRump’s skirt…
deedeebop on
Movedonnerlikeabitch on
Scooby doo and the gang have a better record than him
Raul1024 on
And they’re STILL gonna claim this as a win for the FBI. Lmao.
TrafficOn405 on
Patel is a very bad joke.
Dasawan on
Imagine how much it cost
PrezzNotSure on
Kash “it’s my first rave” Patel 🤣🤣🤣
Deatheturtle on
“We picked up the phone.”
Busterlimes on
I love when the propaganda is so blatant the memes write themselves
Beebonh on
“He was so frightened of our ruthless efficiency that he surrendered. He saw how fast we eliminated the first two of our 300 million suspects.”
NumbSkull0119 on
I mean, if anything that was better than I expected them to be.
das_zilch on
I’m not a parent but if I were, there’d be no way in hell I’d snitch on my kid.
pacd on
He looks like someone just told him who was in charge of the FBI and showed him his own picture. This reaction face but like all the time.
kev0153 on
Seems like any decent defense lawyer has a pretty easy case to prove reasonable doubt with all this incompetence
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The look you have on your face when you’re not good enough to be a podunk dog-catcher and are now in charge of a national law enforcement organization.
When “failing upward” has a face.
Kid was chilling at home chilling in his bedroom while the FBI was like “this mastermind has clearly left the state by now”.
I think it was local Utah police that found the surveillance footage. All the FBI really did was to *finally* release the pictures to the public, after some failed attempts at using “facial recognition technology”.
The FBI wasted about 12 hours in the process, during which time the suspect managed to travel 250 miles from the scene of the crime. If he’d been smarter, he would have gone much, much further.
But then again, turns out he was MAGA.
The fastest time in history.
So?
Kirk’s life was only equal to 32 hours of distraction from the Epstein files? That’s pretty sad, if you think about it. Whomp whomp. I’m sure they wished it would have lasted at least until the weekend. Too bad Daddy MAGA wanted the bounty money.
Maga Dad wants that bigly reward promised
Dad wanted 100k so he called you.
“Can I go to a club now?”
This is like the dude in school who copied my statistics homework and then volunteered to show the class how HE solved it.
All I can think of when I see that dude is Parks and Rec.
The Kash Patel Memorial Library burned down today and apparently both books were destroyed before he had a chance to color them with crayons.
He said this after blowing hot air up tRump’s skirt…
Scooby doo and the gang have a better record than him
And they’re STILL gonna claim this as a win for the FBI. Lmao.
Patel is a very bad joke.
Imagine how much it cost
Kash “it’s my first rave” Patel 🤣🤣🤣
“We picked up the phone.”
I love when the propaganda is so blatant the memes write themselves
“He was so frightened of our ruthless efficiency that he surrendered. He saw how fast we eliminated the first two of our 300 million suspects.”
I mean, if anything that was better than I expected them to be.
I’m not a parent but if I were, there’d be no way in hell I’d snitch on my kid.
He looks like someone just told him who was in charge of the FBI and showed him his own picture. This reaction face but like all the time.
Seems like any decent defense lawyer has a pretty easy case to prove reasonable doubt with all this incompetence
Why is no one talking about how high he is?
His own dad turned him in. Kash had no idea