Part of the letter from Persian King Tahmasp to Ottoman Sultan Suleiman, after the Ottomans’ swift retreat from Iran in 1554: “The Roman entered here, shit himself, and left the next day. You failed to stay even for a single day here.” [1280×1280]

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      The letter was written by the second King of Safavid Empire, Tahmasp I, after multiple unsuccessful Ottoman campaigns into the Iranian territory, including Tabriz. The tenth Ottoman Sultan, Suleiman the Magnificent, set out with a large army toward Iran, but due to logistical issues, bad weather, and Safavid scorched-earth tactics (avoiding pitched battles, and destroying supplies), the Ottomans suffered major shortages. Suleiman was forced to swiftly withdraw without achieving anything, and Tahmasp mocked this in his letter to him.

      Two versions of the same letter exists, one kept in the Ottoman Archives in Istanbul, and the other in the National Library and Archives of Iran, meaning that when the Safavids wrote the letter and sent it to the Ottomans, they kept a copy for themselves. It should be noted that we don’t have the letter’s full text, it has never been fully released for the public (possibly because to not damage the relations between Iran and modern-day Turkey in the public eye). The insults are considered a likely reason why the letter’s full contents have never been published.

      Here’s the letter’s text based on its publicly available contents: “You set out for Iran with three hundred thousand men, equipped with cannons, guns, wagons, and four years’ worth of provisions, and in the end, you fell into hardship and misfortune, and returned to your dark soil. The Rumi (Roman) entered here, shit himself, and left the next day. You failed to stay even for a single day here. Shitting and shitting, the Rumi turned back from the gate of Tabriz and left.”

      The campaign culminated in the Treaty of Amasya in 1555, which established a temporary peace between the two empires and formalized a border. The treaty included an agreement for the Ottomans to permanently withdraw from Iranian territories. The Ottomans also agreed to allow Iranian pilgrims to visit their holy sites in Ottoman territory, while the Safavids agreed to stop certain practices that the Ottomans considered offensive. The treaty essentially halted the conflict, though it did not end the underlying rivalry between the two empires.

    2. Holy shit! Never seen this before.
      Safavid Shah talking shit wasn’t on my bingo card 🤣

      Is this the only part of the letter that has been released?

    3. commenting before the berlin basement turks with wifi stronger than their contribution to türkiye show up with the usual DLC pack: ‘cope bro,’ ‘b-but Ismail was Azeri bro,’ ‘we defeated Rome bro’

    4. This is amazing. Funny letter and quite galling.

      Glad they came into an agreement afterwards.

      Wonder what offensive practices they decided to stop in exchange?

      Also, wish they’d drop the contents of the full letter someday and just look at it with a historical context instead of being all offended about it and damaging international relationships.

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