He’s full fractals and dissociated from his body. Hope he had some Enya on headphones or something. Listening to a speech would suuck.
multi_tasking on
He didn’t just have a stroke, he had the best of strokes. Trust him, he knows all about strokes, even the doctors come up to him with tears in their eyes, grown men doctors, tears in their eyes! Begging him to teach them about strokes. Nobody knows them like him.
Dixnot on
“Go woke, go broke” is now “Mini stroke, brain broke”
This is the leader of the free world. This is f’ckd.
reichjef on
You shouldn’t joke about weird k holes. It can happen to anyone. Well, anyone on ket.
TreesRart on
Could be Bell’s Palsy
“Bell’s palsy is a sudden onset condition that causes temporary facial muscle weakness or paralysis, typically affecting one side of the face. This neurological disorder involves the facial nerve (cranial nerve VII) and can significantly impact daily activities like eating, speaking, and facial expressions.”
Raccoon_Expert_69 on
Why are the republicans hiding the health condition of the oldest elected president ever?
WannaBeDistiller on
He’s not having a stroke; he’s exhausted from working hard to save this great nation from radical left lunatic woke democrat hoax’s because he’s gods chosen hero to carry our sky daddy’s will /s
Digital_Soul_Naga on
he got into brother leon’s stash
Brianocracy on
I really don’t think he’s gonna survive this term. He looks worse every time i see him.
I just hope he waits till after the midterms because otherwise Republicans are gonna get a sympathy vote
doc6982 on
He was thinking about his time with Jeffrey and had a stroke
PM_ME_UR_FLOWERS on
>A K-hole is an intense dissociative state caused by a high dose of the anesthetic drug ketamine. During a K-hole, a user becomes profoundly detached from their physical body and surroundings, often experiencing vivid hallucinations and being unable to move or speak.
4HobsInATrenchCoat on
Wow. It’s so obvious he had a stroke.
Were they planning on hiding it from us for the next decade?
psychoacer on
Are we sure he wasn’t injected with that disguise serum Tom Cruise got in Minority Report?
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You’ve heard of wokey, now here’s strokey!
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Droopy Donny
Another day closer to never seeing him again
It’s gonna happen soon. I can feel it. Very soon
He’s full fractals and dissociated from his body. Hope he had some Enya on headphones or something. Listening to a speech would suuck.
He didn’t just have a stroke, he had the best of strokes. Trust him, he knows all about strokes, even the doctors come up to him with tears in their eyes, grown men doctors, tears in their eyes! Begging him to teach them about strokes. Nobody knows them like him.
“Go woke, go broke” is now “Mini stroke, brain broke”
He totally looks ready to go to war
How can no one see a stroke here?
I can fix him
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RNC 2024 (It’s my party, I can ~~cry~~ *sleep* if I want to)
I’m shocked that when he gets caught falling asleep he doesn’t say he’s praying.
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DONNY
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This is the leader of the free world. This is f’ckd.
You shouldn’t joke about weird k holes. It can happen to anyone. Well, anyone on ket.
Could be Bell’s Palsy
“Bell’s palsy is a sudden onset condition that causes temporary facial muscle weakness or paralysis, typically affecting one side of the face. This neurological disorder involves the facial nerve (cranial nerve VII) and can significantly impact daily activities like eating, speaking, and facial expressions.”
Why are the republicans hiding the health condition of the oldest elected president ever?
He’s not having a stroke; he’s exhausted from working hard to save this great nation from radical left lunatic woke democrat hoax’s because he’s gods chosen hero to carry our sky daddy’s will /s
he got into brother leon’s stash
I really don’t think he’s gonna survive this term. He looks worse every time i see him.
I just hope he waits till after the midterms because otherwise Republicans are gonna get a sympathy vote
He was thinking about his time with Jeffrey and had a stroke
>A K-hole is an intense dissociative state caused by a high dose of the anesthetic drug ketamine. During a K-hole, a user becomes profoundly detached from their physical body and surroundings, often experiencing vivid hallucinations and being unable to move or speak.
Wow. It’s so obvious he had a stroke.
Were they planning on hiding it from us for the next decade?
Are we sure he wasn’t injected with that disguise serum Tom Cruise got in Minority Report?
Cinderella story…
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