Meatball Ron DeSantis (who graduated from woke Yale University and Harvard Law School) has announced he’s repealing Florida seat belt laws effective immediately
Meatball Ron DeSantis (who graduated from woke Yale University and Harvard Law School) has announced he’s repealing Florida seat belt laws effective immediately
I can never tell these days whether some posts are satire.
TjW0569 on
He can kill off his own constituency on a crash-by-crash basis.
the_mooseman on
Meatball Ron has to be one of Trumps better insults.
UnfitToPrint on
Damn, DeSantis has to be one of the most obnoxiously dumb people to ever attend those institutions.
stayzeef on
Seatbelts are woke!
PoopieButt317 on
The race to kill Americans is heating up. The competition is fierce.
Medical-Sand-5557 on
Wow, people are still pissed about seatbelts? Let the dummies who ride without one do it. We will all see what happens to them. /s
Drawin awards are going to get alot of award recipients.
-Average_Joe- on
Is he going to celebrate this owning of the libs with pudding cups?
Orwick on
Seat belt laws are abused by cops in some states as an excuse to pull people over. Depends on if the cop is allowed to pull someone over for not wear seat belt or if it’s fine they hand out after discover if the person isn’t wearing a seat belt once they are pulled over.
goldbricker83 on
So, increasing traffic deaths is making america great again because it’s so imperative that we go back to a time when the MAGAs weren’t having their super secure masculinity threatened by having to wear a safety belt that gives them big ouchies on their triple chins. Fucking losers, coming up with more ways for people to die instead of working on anything that helps anyone.
ASecularBuddhist on
In his defense, the fewer people there are, there will be less people who hate them.
Endless_Change on
In lieu of seatbelts, Florida drivers must have a loaded gun in their lap while driving at all times.
ApplesBananasRhinoc on
“Florida will give $1000 to anyone who wants to voluntarily die! Please sign your name here. And here.”
swimmingmunky on
Lmao whatever thins their herd is fine by me.
OpenImagination9 on
If the radioactive roads won’t do it. Just make cocaine legal and remove the speed limit Ronnie.
usumoio on
Real ones fly out the dash
FoogYllis on
Florida man decides to challenge smallpox to a fight.
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I can never tell these days whether some posts are satire.
He can kill off his own constituency on a crash-by-crash basis.
Meatball Ron has to be one of Trumps better insults.
Damn, DeSantis has to be one of the most obnoxiously dumb people to ever attend those institutions.
Seatbelts are woke!
The race to kill Americans is heating up. The competition is fierce.
Wow, people are still pissed about seatbelts? Let the dummies who ride without one do it. We will all see what happens to them. /s
Drawin awards are going to get alot of award recipients.
Is he going to celebrate this owning of the libs with pudding cups?
Seat belt laws are abused by cops in some states as an excuse to pull people over. Depends on if the cop is allowed to pull someone over for not wear seat belt or if it’s fine they hand out after discover if the person isn’t wearing a seat belt once they are pulled over.
So, increasing traffic deaths is making america great again because it’s so imperative that we go back to a time when the MAGAs weren’t having their super secure masculinity threatened by having to wear a safety belt that gives them big ouchies on their triple chins. Fucking losers, coming up with more ways for people to die instead of working on anything that helps anyone.
In his defense, the fewer people there are, there will be less people who hate them.
In lieu of seatbelts, Florida drivers must have a loaded gun in their lap while driving at all times.
“Florida will give $1000 to anyone who wants to voluntarily die! Please sign your name here. And here.”
Lmao whatever thins their herd is fine by me.
If the radioactive roads won’t do it. Just make cocaine legal and remove the speed limit Ronnie.
Real ones fly out the dash
Florida man decides to challenge smallpox to a fight.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_smallpox
This is all part of Trump’s plan to save social security. He’s playing 3d chess.
I had heard driving with feet is not illegal too.
Floridians think their auto insurance rates are high right now. Just wait until this law takes effect!
If your state was responsible for as many retirees as Florida is, you’d be looking for ways to pump the brakes too.
So, is this real? I’m so exhausted with all of this.