congratulations on donald trump for finally religion!
by KyleColby
congratulations on donald trump for finally religion!
by KyleColby
18 Comments
Thank you for your service
I have this weird feeling that it’s going to be announced on Monday that he died.
Just feeling.
Please take him to heaven today, right the fuck now!!!
Too late, bitch.
https://preview.redd.it/cojjr79zxfmf1.png?width=1320&format=png&auto=webp&s=cbf0ea5fb781ef69fc13363a3dbc2046955140f0
That’s not how it works Donnie. It’s not a checklist you mark off at the very end.
I mean the guy literally rebranded the Bible and is selling [signed copies for $1,000](https://godblesstheusabible.com/products/president-donald-j-trump-signature-edition-god-bless-the-usa-bible) lol, I can’t think of anything more sacrilegious
Up to and including the shitty thing I just did.
Oh and, the awful hateful shit I just thought of doing.
Amen
Daniel Tosh said christianity is the process of living horrible lives, apologizing at the end, then get in for free. Looks like Trump is really trying in this picture.
Donnie looking for one last deal.
YAHOO! Now, give him a cracker and a juice to make it official! 🤣
“Not a chance in Hell, Cankles McTaco Tits!, You’re my bitch now” says Satan
https://youtu.be/a7pqj8Be8kU?si=sAm54rhMZbxDxmSt
He can convert to Catholicism and confess. Ten Our Fathers, 10 Hail Mary’s, and an act of contrition and he’s good.
*and will continue to do until my final breath.
The Bart Simpson deathbed repentance
And I’m not even remotely sorry for doing.
Just give him a brown scapular and tell him to fuck off already.
What are you talking about he will con God also.