Share Facebook Twitter LinkedIn Pinterest Bluesky Threads Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Gavin Newsom (I dont actually know how much Newsom can bench I just know that hes epicly trolling Tang the Conqueror and Im here for it) by JudgeGroovyman
Crown_Collector1 on August 31, 2025 3:55 am Gavin Newsom doesn’t do pushups; he pushes the Earth down.
boxofstuff on August 31, 2025 4:09 am Gavin Newsome jumped into the ocean and didn’t get wet. The ocean got Gavin Newsomed
hiirogen on August 31, 2025 4:22 am A web site once told me to choose a strong password. I typed “Gavin Newsom” and it said “Error: Password too strong.”
minimaddnz on August 31, 2025 5:10 am In the beginning, God said “let there be light”, Gavin Newsom said “Say please”
Proud3GenAthst on August 31, 2025 5:18 am Gavin Newsom once kicked George Wallace in the balls so hard that he split in 2 and the result was Greg Abbott and Ron deSantis
theartificialkid on August 31, 2025 5:58 am Reports are coming in that the red pill has just been Gavin Newsomed.
supermariozelda on August 31, 2025 6:17 am Newsom is shitty, and if he gets the nomination I will have to hold my nose while voting for him, if we even have elections again.
Mixitwitdarelish on August 31, 2025 6:22 am Can we not do the same thing that was done with Mueller with this guy? It’s embarrassing.
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Gavin Newsom doesn’t do pushups; he pushes the Earth down.
Gavin Newsome jumped into the ocean and didn’t get wet. The ocean got Gavin Newsomed
A web site once told me to choose a strong password.
I typed “Gavin Newsom” and it said “Error: Password too strong.”
In the beginning, God said “let there be light”, Gavin Newsom said “Say please”
Gavin Newsom once kicked George Wallace in the balls so hard that he split in 2 and the result was Greg Abbott and Ron deSantis
Reports are coming in that the red pill has just been Gavin Newsomed.
Newsom is shitty, and if he gets the nomination I will have to hold my nose while voting for him, if we even have elections again.
Gavin Newsom can blow bubbles with beef jerky.
TIL Gavin Newsom is the new Chuck Norris
Gavin Newsom CAN believe it’s not butter.
Can we not do the same thing that was done with Mueller with this guy? It’s embarrassing.