Imagine his funeral being as packed as his rallies. Just rows and rows of empty seats and people leaving early af.
by StreetUnlikely2018
Imagine his funeral being as packed as his rallies. Just rows and rows of empty seats and people leaving early af.
by StreetUnlikely2018
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If anyone has a spare ticket I’d love to go. Very uplifting.
I’ll chip in on it if he has it next week.
With all the party goers that would turn up, it’d get a better attendance than his birthday parade.
> tRumps
capital R because he’s a rapist?
I hope they give speeches about how Trump was the worst president ever and then go on and on about how they are the best thing ever. It’s what Trump would have wanted.
God, I hope so.
I hope someone sneaks in with a sharpie and draws in a hitler mustache
Maybe to piss on his grave…
I will gladly go in their stead, I will hold my pee for a week and wear the nicest tap shoes money can buy.
They will, they’re too kind to not too
They’ll probably just catch it on CornCob TV.
The have more class than that. They can wait to piss on his grave. They dont need to piss on his casket.
Obama should wear his tan suit to the funeral.
I bet Zelensky will even wear a suit that day.
no. they will be over at the bush ranch for the huge BBQ.
They will. Absolutely!
I would love to go. But they won’t let me get close enough to prick him with a pin.
Just to make sure…
🤞👇 *F5 🤞👇 F5 🤞👇 F5 🤞👇 F5 🤞👇 F5*
Trump dying in the first year of his term would be the perfect example of Republican projection given how they treated Biden.
Empty seats? It’ll be the party of the year
I guess he had to make America not great, in order to at the very last moment, make it great again.
If only to be in the line to piss on his grave
Depends if they bury him at the 9th or 18th hole
In my culture it is a sign of great respect piss in an open casket.
No one should go. This man hates everything good america stands for.
https://preview.redd.it/4p0w3te6l5mf1.jpeg?width=5440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a49d0eff96e688af3df219a599bdc38948cb1f95
I hope it’s all true, I will pay anything to piss on his grave
I believe they will for the simple fact of they have class, grace, and dignity
The area behind the casket will be full of Magats, but the chairs on the floor will be empty. To look good for TV
https://preview.redd.it/f0h4xx24m5mf1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81b8b778c1b60a90fe8d5ee98c91b395c0d0b74c
Joe taking the pic
Don’t take it the wrong way… but if I’m alive I’m going to throw a huge party and celebrate. (That even seems wrong… but in this case it’s the freedom of the American people… or not?!)
The grave urination line will be pretty long
All the fake Trump is dead stuff has to stop. That’s just a photo of Trump last week at a cabinet meeting….definitely not asleep and wide awake, alert, and in full charge.
Honestly? Probably. Biden and Obama have manners and were raised right.
The real question is whether Melania will show up.
They are not petty and pathetic men, they would be there to honor the office and our country. When the day comes I’ll be very curious to see who speaks as *no one* will have any memories of a good and decent man. The icing would be his narcissism preventing him from having a will. Would love to see that fight.
If only we could be so lucky. But then the couch fucker would be president.
Biden should fall and knock over the casket
With a hammer and some nails if they’ve any sense
Release Maxwell for the ceremony and then lock her back up
I hope Biden bikes there!
“It’ll be the social event of the decade”
-Heathers (1988) 1hr 43m
I’d bring a potato cannon, stuff it with dog shit, and see if I could arch a load over the crowd and smatter the cheap gold painted box he’s in
They should just go play golf that day… you know, “in tribute”
Look for me at the kiosk selling live worms.
I hope W gives Obama another playful belly tap like he did at Carter’s service.
I also hope they do that windmill high-five like in Top Gun.
Both right up front, Obama wearing a tan suit and eating a glizzy and Biden wearing his sunglasses and eating an ice cream.
