Trump deploys federal troops to Sesame Street after national guardsman attacked with a cookie!

Big Bird deported to Uganda

Can totally see that happening.

He’d go after it because of DEI

‘Red people, blue people, yellow people, birds, the cookie guy – so much DEI – why isn’t anyone on there white? They have a real problem with white people on that street. Crime infested. Worst crime in television. That purple vampire is clearly illegal. Look at his teeth. I’m looking into this and putting an end to it…”

Defunds PBS