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8-bit-Felix on August 16, 2025 10:01 pm This looks like a screenshot from Anarchy Online, only worse.
Camburcito on August 16, 2025 10:41 pm I am of the opinion that people should be allowed to do what they want. That said, this should be forbidden.
DepressiveNerd on August 16, 2025 10:43 pm Tight white jeans are a great way to tell why this guy needs trillions of dollars to get laid.
N3M3S1S75 on August 16, 2025 10:54 pm It was so he could spend all that money on a wedding to a reverse mermaid
alwaysboopthesnoot on August 16, 2025 11:04 pm Trashy. Vulgar. Gross. Bezos’ ex wife wakes up thrilled every single morning that this POS on her rear-view mirror ended up with that wrung-out blowup doll.
Trumpswells on August 16, 2025 11:21 pm And Lauren? Posing like John Travolta in Saturday Night Fever.
Za_Lords_Guard on August 16, 2025 11:44 pm All the money on earth can’t buy taste. That much is clear.
TheFeshy on August 16, 2025 11:51 pm I’m more concerned about spending the money busting unions and influencing politics to get more money, than I am about the shirt.
ew73 on August 16, 2025 11:53 pm Bezos: “Last month, I was in Duabi and I really liked the tile work in the bathroom. I want that on a shirt.”
ActuatorSea4854 on August 17, 2025 12:06 am Somehow, I think the rich dude from the Monopoly game is ashamed of today’s wealthy.
MsSeraphim on August 17, 2025 12:07 am i once found a couch someone had thrown away with that same pattern!
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The glasses are really where the money went.
This looks like a screenshot from Anarchy Online, only worse.
Money can’t buy taste.
It’s the glasses
I am of the opinion that people should be allowed to do what they want. That said, this should be forbidden.
Tight white jeans are a great way to tell why this guy needs trillions of dollars to get laid.
He’s just a wild and crazy guy
It was so he could spend all that money on a wedding to a reverse mermaid
They look like swingers
Trashy. Vulgar. Gross.
Bezos’ ex wife wakes up thrilled every single morning that this POS on her rear-view mirror ended up with that wrung-out blowup doll.
You don’t understand. The pattern is very complicated.

And Lauren? Posing like John Travolta in Saturday Night Fever.
Snake
It’s so expensive because of the intricate patterns.
All the money on earth can’t buy taste. That much is clear.

Must’ve got it on Amazon….
I’m more concerned about spending the money busting unions and influencing politics to get more money, than I am about the shirt.
Looks like he got it on temu.
Bezos: “Last month, I was in Duabi and I really liked the tile work in the bathroom. I want that on a shirt.”
I mean, even METH doesn’t explain this
Did he get that on Amazon?
Somehow, I think the rich dude from the Monopoly game is ashamed of today’s wealthy.
i once found a couch someone had thrown away with that same pattern!
I actually hate Jeff Bezos as a person.