Man accused of hurling sandwich at federal agent in D.C. gets hit with felony assault charge…with a deadly Italian sub sandwich..( for the guys down south its called a hoagie)..what would of happened if he threw a "Happy Meal"?
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by Hullvanessa
Man accused of hurling sandwich at federal agent in D.C. gets hit with felony assault charge…with a deadly Italian sub sandwich..( for the guys down south its called a hoagie)..what would of happened if he threw a "Happy Meal"?
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by Hullvanessa
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Time Travelers wondering why the 21st Century Fascist are measuring people’s sandwiches.
A weapon never looked so delicious.
If it is toasted, with melted cheese, would that be considered a bio-terror attack?
the fascists have been unable to obtain a grand jury indictment in a similar dc case; here’s hoping the people of dc are similarly uncooperative in this one.
I really hate trump but I still don’t know if I’d throw one of these. Looks so good.
First they came for the subs, next they’ll come for the clubs.
Subway: Beat fasc!
Edited cause spell check auto filled
Do not get the salami.
They put you on the no fly list.
Damn the torpedoes! Full speed ahead!
It’s about lowering the bar to anything so they can lock you up…it’s called authoritarian dictatorship or short fascism.
That’s a good looking sandwich holy shit
Lettuce get over this.
Call me sensitive, but this isn’t humor…this has become horror. We are allowing pedo Taco to turn us into a fascist nation at warp speed. Stop making it a joke simply b/c it didn’t happen to you.
Only if it’s loaded…with jalapeños.
But not a gun!
*”A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear footlong subs shall not be infringed.”*
Sandwich chains should lean into it, and make a sandwich named Deadly Weapon
What’s needed are common sense sandwich control laws.
I’d give 100$ to the first guy or gal I see walking around DC with a bandolier of baguettes.
It’s a stealth sub with tremendous camouflage.
Sandwich is a deadly weapon. AR-15 on the other hand…
We need to bring back throwing of rotten veggies at these shitbags
Meatball sub cluster munitions
Those peppers could really sting if they get in your eyes…
But guns and storming the capitol building are still cool right? s/
Throwing a sandwhich this delicous is a real sacrifice for the cause
damn dude. that thing looks fucking delicious…
>You are gonna need a permit to buy and carry a submarine sandwich
A majority of states are constitutional carry, no permit needed. The sandwich is apparently covered by the 2A.
US Forces facing sub attacks!
Maybe they thought sub had mustard gas and got scared
I usually get takeout for lunch on Fridays, so today I’m gonna order a deli weapon.
Cheesus Chrisp lettuce just carve ham and ketchup on the real news. Mayo take a while to stop gherkin about but you’ll feel differently tomato. Pickle the fight that matters and don’t toast the dude with a fully loaded sub.
Sir, are you carrying a concealed sandwich or are you just happy to see me
Honestly I wouldn’t waste a good sandwich on any of those fuckers. But I do understand the rage that led to this. I feel it too.
When the revolution comes…
I suspect we will see a lot more assaults with breadly weapons.
https://preview.redd.it/5r532jto07jf1.jpeg?width=280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfcd0e0d3b8d01d28e144f6a2de36255ddffb7ba
There will be a day in the not-so-distant future when a footlong is harder to obtain than a machine gun and silencer
That sandwich looks so good. They should have thrown a baby’s poopy diaper instead.
Meanwhile we get shit in UK for not being able to wander around with katanas strapped to our back without good reason. Which of us is actually living in a fascist state?
We all know Italian plumbers are “dangerous”, I guess they think that applies to Italian sandwiches too?
That looks really good