That cop wasn’t ready for the heat, and was too fat to catch him!
Mxy2ptlk on
“Your honor, the accused flung his hoagie towards Federal officers, several of whom were struck violently with various garnishes and smeared with unknown and potentially hazardous condiments.”
Buddhas_Warrior on
Remember the survivers of ‘the battle of Ham and Swiss’ in your prayers.
But think what could have happened? The mustard from the sandwich could have splashed into a federal officer’s eyes, who then fell back into the path of a bus, which skidded over him, crashing into a hotel full of school children at a state sports event, causing the hotel to burst into flames, then collapsing onto a second hotel, ending up with hundreds and hundreds of dead children and adults and puppies from a destroyed pet store. Oh, the humanity! That’s why the Sandwich Slinging Slaughterer deserves that 10-year felony charge.
backtotheland76 on
Makes you wonder, what if he had thrown donuts?
reichjef on
Long ago, the nation lived in harmony. Then everything changed when the sandwich wars started.
Negative_Amphibian_9 on
Rage Against the Machine, with a sandwich!
PvtBologna on
This is awesome, can some one make this phone wall paper size?
The Red Coat telling his supervisor he was struck by a sandwich
DJMagicHandz on
lldumbcloudsll on
In this economy. To throw a full hoagie at the average cost of 15 dollars a Sammy. Bro must have been pissed.
davidsands on
IrieMars on
Show me the Banksy throwing a sub now
LowerEngineering9999 on
This made me literally laugh out loud! I’m going to D.C. next week but before I’m getting a bunch of protest stickers to sticker bomb all over D.C. and join the fight. Would you mind if I turn this into a sticker to tag all over D.C.?
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That cop wasn’t ready for the heat, and was too fat to catch him!
“Your honor, the accused flung his hoagie towards Federal officers, several of whom were struck violently with various garnishes and smeared with unknown and potentially hazardous condiments.”
Remember the survivers of ‘the battle of Ham and Swiss’ in your prayers.
https://preview.redd.it/4v5y9uy9o1jf1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d39a6965b66ddb4fc3fe0236b7f2af6331013d63
But think what could have happened? The mustard from the sandwich could have splashed into a federal officer’s eyes, who then fell back into the path of a bus, which skidded over him, crashing into a hotel full of school children at a state sports event, causing the hotel to burst into flames, then collapsing onto a second hotel, ending up with hundreds and hundreds of dead children and adults and puppies from a destroyed pet store. Oh, the humanity! That’s why the Sandwich Slinging Slaughterer deserves that 10-year felony charge.
Makes you wonder, what if he had thrown donuts?
Long ago, the nation lived in harmony. Then everything changed when the sandwich wars started.
Rage Against the Machine, with a sandwich!
This is awesome, can some one make this phone wall paper size?
Hoagie Hero
Can someone where I can find this in dc?
https://preview.redd.it/16kftaty92jf1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=037d2d0c0b0e9ef9c7e9298740051c77b8ba4c27
The Red Coat telling his supervisor he was struck by a sandwich
In this economy. To throw a full hoagie at the average cost of 15 dollars a Sammy. Bro must have been pissed.
Show me the Banksy throwing a sub now
This made me literally laugh out loud! I’m going to D.C. next week but before I’m getting a bunch of protest stickers to sticker bomb all over D.C. and join the fight. Would you mind if I turn this into a sticker to tag all over D.C.?