at least Melania got paid, unlike Nancy who apparently gave it away for free
lt_Matthew on
Needing to specify Slovenian implies other first ladies were also prostitutes. America is truly the land of opportunity.
Improvedandconfused on
I dunno, the prostitute one is kinda fun but the rest are just meh. I would like to know whether she preferred blue or black ink when she was learning how to use a pen, and when she drives a car on sunny days does she wear sunglasses or try and squint tonight the glare. These are way more fun and important.
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And the dogs name was Melania
Surely she doesn’t have 400 hats.
https://preview.redd.it/b1jkqaodt2jf1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac01f58800554efa9ab6a9bed53bfffec8e57910
https://preview.redd.it/tq0puua8u2jf1.jpeg?width=430&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=368dddef53fcb4458ef4e6ac58fbe4b6f530aa86
Fun fact: **Melania will NEVER be Ivanka**
https://preview.redd.it/5go3quimu2jf1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0f8ff95489f1f63b35b0e3dc308db7138e707e6
https://preview.redd.it/79ew528vu2jf1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eed05fd44958ee0e50c6c77ea9f67e51c53e7bc2
Truly an Einstein of prostitution.
at least Melania got paid, unlike Nancy who apparently gave it away for free
Needing to specify Slovenian implies other first ladies were also prostitutes. America is truly the land of opportunity.
I dunno, the prostitute one is kinda fun but the rest are just meh. I would like to know whether she preferred blue or black ink when she was learning how to use a pen, and when she drives a car on sunny days does she wear sunglasses or try and squint tonight the glare. These are way more fun and important.
Don’t tell Noem about the dog