I’d like to go to the MoMA someday. Also, the Smithsonian.
Do I know about art? No, but I know what I like.
TSAOutreachTeam on
6/10, so I’m a barely passing Woke.
theykilledken on
Sunscreen is literally lifesaving in places like Australia. UV is no joke, neither is skin cancer. Wear sunscreen, kids, it might save your life. It’s a real shame this has become part of ideological culture wars.
Serenyx on
Yes, how dare they wish happy holidays! These damn wokes, ruining our country!
goosepills on
I barely eat vegetables, I’m not eating a bug.
HungryPanda0 on
Oh yes don’t say Happy Holidays instead just salute and shout Heil Trump while riding your horse sized dog (because having a dog smaller than yourself is gay) to the hospital to treat your skin cancer.
OneForAllOfHumanity on
Where the converse? “How brain dead are you?”
OneForAllOfHumanity on
I scored 4, and I am very leftist.
Plushcollectorwolf64 on
I’m a 3 on the woke scale. Still I do think America is a tad racist
EatLard on
Guess I’m not “woke”, whatever the hell that’s supposed to mean these days.
ITeechYoKidsArt on
The list of shit they’re scared of just keeps getting longer and longer.
PixelsGoBoom on
Guess we can add them to the list.
“All the things I don’t like are: Communist/Socialist/Liberal/Democrat/Atheist/Woke”
(Because I do not understand WTF any of these words actually mean but OANN told me they are bad)
hopseankins on
I’m only 50% woke. Guess I gotta get a small dog, and some bugs for dinner.
everythingbeeps on
“Woke” now means literally everything *except* what it actually means.
jambr380 on
Bugs are gross and I really try to limit my meat intake – I’m onboard with everything else. But I’m a guy with two cats instead of a small dog. That has to make me super-unwoke…right? /s
RaymondBeaumont on
it’s amazing that there is an actual group that is trying to get right wingers to kill themselves by not getting vaccinated, by not using sunscreen, not using masks during outbreaks, drinking avian flu, taking harmful medicine they don’t need, etc.
and the right wingers are just “yes, we will follow you, baaaaa”
meeyeam on
I’m ready to eat the bugs. For Super Earth!
Justdoingthebestican on
Well eating bugs pretty much makes you not a vegetarian so does that cancel the woke out?
korfi2go on
I’m scoring surprisingly low on this
myfrigginagates on
Funny. Pre Trump and this is the list of a well rounded person.
Illustrious-Bell1051 on
what the fuck is eating the bugs
talrogsmash on
Enjoying shrimp, crab, or lobster makes you woke.
SailingSpark on
I got 7 out of 10.
1. Not an Atheist, I am a buddhist (might be worse in their eyes)
2. Vegetarian, I have crohn’s, I can’t eat only veggies
3. NY times, Too expensive and right wing for me.
Gruntdeath on
The hell is wrong with MoMA?
jamkoch on
Only real Americans get skin cancer (provided you never served in the military because we know everyone honored on Memorial Day weekend was a loser).
junialter on
I’m so woke, I believe science is a real thing.
tom-branch on
How did atheism get considered woke?
LordVolcanon on
“Believe” in climate change? He must mean not gargling the balls big oil.
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I’d like to go to the MoMA someday. Also, the Smithsonian.
Do I know about art? No, but I know what I like.
6/10, so I’m a barely passing Woke.
Sunscreen is literally lifesaving in places like Australia. UV is no joke, neither is skin cancer. Wear sunscreen, kids, it might save your life. It’s a real shame this has become part of ideological culture wars.
Yes, how dare they wish happy holidays! These damn wokes, ruining our country!
I barely eat vegetables, I’m not eating a bug.
Oh yes don’t say Happy Holidays instead just salute and shout Heil Trump while riding your horse sized dog (because having a dog smaller than yourself is gay) to the hospital to treat your skin cancer.
Where the converse? “How brain dead are you?”
I scored 4, and I am very leftist.
I’m a 3 on the woke scale. Still I do think America is a tad racist
Guess I’m not “woke”, whatever the hell that’s supposed to mean these days.
The list of shit they’re scared of just keeps getting longer and longer.
Guess we can add them to the list.
“All the things I don’t like are: Communist/Socialist/Liberal/Democrat/Atheist/Woke”
(Because I do not understand WTF any of these words actually mean but OANN told me they are bad)
I’m only 50% woke. Guess I gotta get a small dog, and some bugs for dinner.
“Woke” now means literally everything *except* what it actually means.
Bugs are gross and I really try to limit my meat intake – I’m onboard with everything else. But I’m a guy with two cats instead of a small dog. That has to make me super-unwoke…right? /s
it’s amazing that there is an actual group that is trying to get right wingers to kill themselves by not getting vaccinated, by not using sunscreen, not using masks during outbreaks, drinking avian flu, taking harmful medicine they don’t need, etc.
and the right wingers are just “yes, we will follow you, baaaaa”
I’m ready to eat the bugs. For Super Earth!
Well eating bugs pretty much makes you not a vegetarian so does that cancel the woke out?
I’m scoring surprisingly low on this
Funny. Pre Trump and this is the list of a well rounded person.
what the fuck is eating the bugs
Enjoying shrimp, crab, or lobster makes you woke.
I got 7 out of 10.
1. Not an Atheist, I am a buddhist (might be worse in their eyes)
2. Vegetarian, I have crohn’s, I can’t eat only veggies
3. NY times, Too expensive and right wing for me.
The hell is wrong with MoMA?
Only real Americans get skin cancer (provided you never served in the military because we know everyone honored on Memorial Day weekend was a loser).
I’m so woke, I believe science is a real thing.
How did atheism get considered woke?
“Believe” in climate change? He must mean not gargling the balls big oil.