A new Oogway quote I just came up with

    by GhostUnamused_

    8 Comments

    1. GhostUnamused_ on

      I just realised. It would be better like this
      “If she says no, then her mother you shall make your hoe”

    2. CombinationOk7043 on

      You’re gonna find this in like 5 years and be so embarrassed

    3. MichelleNodrama on

      Just…promoting predatory behavior. How about getting laid isn’t so important you gotta poison families?

    4. Atomic_Gecko_Gdzla on

      I’ll do you one better: go for the dad

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    5. Omfg what has that lazy Masteroogway dude done to you, stop watching him please OP, it’s gonna benefit you

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