We used to get people with these down their underwear and bras, I’m not surprised it’s dirty. One of our cashiers grabbed things with tongs and got in trouble.
Particular_Tadpole27 on
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Disastrous_Key380 on
Add that to my collection of reasons to not carry cash…
Soulborg87 on
so what you’re saying is that I shouldn’t be putting every bill I’ve ever gotten into my mouth and holding onto them like a chipmunk?
Pretend-Feedback-546 on
Pro tip: always launder your money
sucobe on
This reminds me, I should stop biting my nails.
YinzaJagoff on
Used to wear gloves as a cashier for a reason.
This is that reason.
ninja_turd_el on
The place I work at refuses to accept bra money. 🤣
weddingwoes13 on
Coins are worse than paper money. I used to fill the coin dispensers on self checkout machines in retail. Idk how they managed to count the bills with gloves on though.
omega_grainger69 on
That glove is evidence now.
coldfarm on
Sometimes when I get cash that feels grubby I’ll wash it. Same with cash that’s super “soft” and needs some crispness. A little hand soap does the trick and yes, money is filthy. The water always ends up dingy grey or black.
PoopPant73 on
Cocaine and stripper sweat…
cabenox on
Not long ago we deposited $1700 in $1 bills. Each bill is supposed to weigh around 1g, so I weighed the bills rather than counting them.
When they were machine counted at the bank, it came up to be around $20 short of the amount that I weighed.
So in about 1700 bills there was nearly an ounce of dirt, grime, and finger grease. Yuck.
supershutze on
Always assume that at some point someone wiped their ass with that bill.
MKE-Henry on
When I was a kid I tried eating a dollar bill. I basically just chewed on it for five minutes and then gave up and spat it out. I feel nauseated thinking about it now.
Geexx on
As someone who works in the Cage at a Casino, we go through a LOT of hand sanitizer; lol.
Syclus on
Of course bills are dirty, they’re paper that’s transferred between millions of people while never being washed.
diagramonanapkin on
That doesn’t look that bad for 2k. What size bills?
FuzzelFox on
Absolutely hate when people pay in cash just for this reason. It’s so nasty.
missestater on
When I was a banker I washed my hands like 12 times a day. During Covid and the coin shortage I had to roll hundreds of dollars in quarters. Now that is fucking gross. I wore gloves for that, but can’t count cash out fast with gloves.
Fudelan on
This is why I had such a good immune system when I bartended!
12onnie12etardo on
Especially Cosby.
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ALLoftheFancyPants on
Bills are filthy. But some of that green tint is almost certainly the ink and not *just* random grime
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In 1’s?
So, 20 bills?
We used to get people with these down their underwear and bras, I’m not surprised it’s dirty. One of our cashiers grabbed things with tongs and got in trouble.
![gif](giphy|l3q2w6nnnPdd8lPWM)
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Add that to my collection of reasons to not carry cash…
so what you’re saying is that I shouldn’t be putting every bill I’ve ever gotten into my mouth and holding onto them like a chipmunk?
Pro tip: always launder your money
This reminds me, I should stop biting my nails.
Used to wear gloves as a cashier for a reason.
This is that reason.
The place I work at refuses to accept bra money. 🤣
Coins are worse than paper money. I used to fill the coin dispensers on self checkout machines in retail. Idk how they managed to count the bills with gloves on though.
That glove is evidence now.
Sometimes when I get cash that feels grubby I’ll wash it. Same with cash that’s super “soft” and needs some crispness. A little hand soap does the trick and yes, money is filthy. The water always ends up dingy grey or black.
Cocaine and stripper sweat…
Not long ago we deposited $1700 in $1 bills. Each bill is supposed to weigh around 1g, so I weighed the bills rather than counting them.
When they were machine counted at the bank, it came up to be around $20 short of the amount that I weighed.
So in about 1700 bills there was nearly an ounce of dirt, grime, and finger grease. Yuck.
Always assume that at some point someone wiped their ass with that bill.
When I was a kid I tried eating a dollar bill. I basically just chewed on it for five minutes and then gave up and spat it out. I feel nauseated thinking about it now.
As someone who works in the Cage at a Casino, we go through a LOT of hand sanitizer; lol.
Of course bills are dirty, they’re paper that’s transferred between millions of people while never being washed.
That doesn’t look that bad for 2k. What size bills?
Absolutely hate when people pay in cash just for this reason. It’s so nasty.
When I was a banker I washed my hands like 12 times a day. During Covid and the coin shortage I had to roll hundreds of dollars in quarters. Now that is fucking gross. I wore gloves for that, but can’t count cash out fast with gloves.
This is why I had such a good immune system when I bartended!
Especially Cosby.
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Bills are filthy. But some of that green tint is almost certainly the ink and not *just* random grime
Dirty money
Worth it