I have seen Republican politicians and voters espouse so much shit in my lifetime that I kind of think Democrats should just start lying to them; I say *espouse* because I have no idea how much of this shit Republicans actually believe, it seems like it varies both from person to person *and* from moment to moment, but the fact that they’re repeating it indicates to me that something is clicking in their heads.
So here’s what I think we do in 2026: Run Democrats in every district in the country, but we give the ones running in red districts the freedom to say whatever the fuck they want as long as it gets them elected. We send out mailers to Democratic voters with the candidate’s actual platform, meanwhile he’s up there talking about building a border wall out of rusty saw blades or something.
*Republicans can’t smell bullshit.* Are you really telling me there’s no way we can exploit that?
Noizyninjaz on
All of these people put Politics first in their professional life. Logic and reason become irrelevant. This is unamercan. These people are not patriots.
UnderwhelmingAF on
You wouldn’t believe the amount of morons who think the election year is when a president’s term started. I have a co-worker who was convinced Obama was President when the economy collapsed in 2008.
mindclarity on
Time has no meaning when you’re a Republican. There is only now and the 1960s.
UsualGrapefruit8109 on
They know their base.
ReddditSarge on
To be fair she got her law degree at Costco.
MarilynMonroesLibido on
I’d bet Biden made more constructive calls to officials in summer 2020 than all Republicans combined.
Unlike them, he was just trying to make political hay off the situation.
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I have seen Republican politicians and voters espouse so much shit in my lifetime that I kind of think Democrats should just start lying to them; I say *espouse* because I have no idea how much of this shit Republicans actually believe, it seems like it varies both from person to person *and* from moment to moment, but the fact that they’re repeating it indicates to me that something is clicking in their heads.
So here’s what I think we do in 2026: Run Democrats in every district in the country, but we give the ones running in red districts the freedom to say whatever the fuck they want as long as it gets them elected. We send out mailers to Democratic voters with the candidate’s actual platform, meanwhile he’s up there talking about building a border wall out of rusty saw blades or something.
*Republicans can’t smell bullshit.* Are you really telling me there’s no way we can exploit that?
All of these people put Politics first in their professional life. Logic and reason become irrelevant. This is unamercan. These people are not patriots.
You wouldn’t believe the amount of morons who think the election year is when a president’s term started. I have a co-worker who was convinced Obama was President when the economy collapsed in 2008.
Time has no meaning when you’re a Republican. There is only now and the 1960s.
They know their base.
To be fair she got her law degree at Costco.
I’d bet Biden made more constructive calls to officials in summer 2020 than all Republicans combined.
Unlike them, he was just trying to make political hay off the situation.
Yeah, well, Florida.