As it turns out, Zombie Jesus is one of the slow kinds of zombies.
Enigma-exe on
Fuck me, she wasn’t just drunk she was the entire fucking bar. *0.42!?* that’s fatal levels. How she managed to park it perfectly is beyond me
AdoxyProsperous96 on
Drunk chick is driving.
Holy crap, a ghost! I’ll kill it lol
PashesAgents76 on
She should probably get a fine though.
Maybe ten, twenty dollars.
OwnPercentage9088 on
Oh fuck yeah! Let’s get her some booze and go for round 2!
F19AGhostrider on
I’d say, in terms of responsible motor vehicle operation:
“Task Failed Successfully”
F19AGhostrider on
I’d say, in terms of responsible motor vehicle operation:
“Task Failed Successfully”
Long-Astronaut-3363 on
0.42?!?! Jeeeezus.
RagnarokComes on
r/BrandNewSentence
ConfusionOk4129 on
God’s Will
Surrendadaboody on
Chaotic good
Evolutionary_sins on
The judge at her trial is going to be so torn
CatAvailable3953 on
Excellent example of God taking what’s perceived as bad and using it for good.
mariuszmie on
The comment under that post is the best thing since the invention of religion itself
JectorDelan on
It’s a damn miracle that with a .42 BAC she could figure out how to user her fingers enough to drive.
steroboros on
I don’t know, unfortunately killing a Cop is treated harshly
ThreeDogs2022 on
Oh no! Anyway…
Mercinator-87 on
Bullshit. That high of a BAC would leave somebody with severe alcohol poisoning and unable to move let alone get behind a vehicle and drive it anywhere.
yupumad on
I feel sorry for her. The police are always extra rough on people that have killed one of their own.
fractalphilosophy on
Okay, so…. northern Kentucky, law of averages….
Nothing really changing here.
myatoz on
Well, no loss there.
Imp-Numba-9 on
Jury nullification
No_Witness7118 on
I don’t see a problem here
Sorry_Recipe6831 on
They say God works in mysterious ways
PigFarmer1 on
*Justifiable* vehicular homicide???
Mountain-Teach7848 on
How is the car doing??
Nonamanadus on
Math justice.
Multiply two negatives and you get a positive outcome.
pedeztrian on
Alcohol isn’t a depressant, it’s an anesthetic. Think ether. It puts the brain to sleep. BAL of 0.42 she was not conscious at all. I believe it’s at 0.50 that your brain can literally forget to breathe. Yea… Jesus took the wheel alright.
RestBest2065 on
I need her info to set up and go fund me page and bail her out
Open-Source-Forever on
The dehumanization of dehumanizers was a nice touch
jaaxpod on
queen
Ohnonotuto4 on
I’m glad she’s ok.
WideArmadillo6407 on
So what she was doing was wrong… but the outcome was good…
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I guess Jesus really did take the wheel.
As it turns out, Zombie Jesus is one of the slow kinds of zombies.
Fuck me, she wasn’t just drunk she was the entire fucking bar. *0.42!?* that’s fatal levels. How she managed to park it perfectly is beyond me
Drunk chick is driving.
Holy crap, a ghost! I’ll kill it lol
She should probably get a fine though.
Maybe ten, twenty dollars.
Oh fuck yeah! Let’s get her some booze and go for round 2!
I’d say, in terms of responsible motor vehicle operation:
“Task Failed Successfully”
I’d say, in terms of responsible motor vehicle operation:
“Task Failed Successfully”
0.42?!?! Jeeeezus.
r/BrandNewSentence
God’s Will
Chaotic good
The judge at her trial is going to be so torn
Excellent example of God taking what’s perceived as bad and using it for good.
The comment under that post is the best thing since the invention of religion itself
It’s a damn miracle that with a .42 BAC she could figure out how to user her fingers enough to drive.
I don’t know, unfortunately killing a Cop is treated harshly
Oh no! Anyway…
Bullshit. That high of a BAC would leave somebody with severe alcohol poisoning and unable to move let alone get behind a vehicle and drive it anywhere.
I feel sorry for her. The police are always extra rough on people that have killed one of their own.
Okay, so…. northern Kentucky, law of averages….
Nothing really changing here.
Well, no loss there.
Jury nullification
I don’t see a problem here
They say God works in mysterious ways
*Justifiable* vehicular homicide???
How is the car doing??
Math justice.
Multiply two negatives and you get a positive outcome.
Alcohol isn’t a depressant, it’s an anesthetic. Think ether. It puts the brain to sleep. BAL of 0.42 she was not conscious at all. I believe it’s at 0.50 that your brain can literally forget to breathe. Yea… Jesus took the wheel alright.
I need her info to set up and go fund me page and bail her out
The dehumanization of dehumanizers was a nice touch
queen
I’m glad she’s ok.
So what she was doing was wrong… but the outcome was good…
Should she be sentenced?
How can I put money in her commissary?