Tweets

And she still hasn’t learned a word of french

May 22, 2026

Don’t knock it till you try it

May 22, 2026

My dumb ass: “Who’s Eddie?” (Not our fault she didn’t enunciate.)

May 22, 2026

Trump claims the Reflecting Pool-which is flat-is the tallest building in the world

May 22, 2026

Unfortunately, she’s correct!

May 22, 2026

Presidents who aren’t snowflakes.

May 22, 2026

Rum & Redbull

May 22, 2026

John Fetterman is a stupid prick

May 22, 2026

We live in a theater. This guy is simply wearing a mask!

May 21, 2026

Once again, the “most moral army in the world”

May 21, 2026

How long before he abandons the failing combover for an actual wig?

May 21, 2026

For grift, bribes and malware!

May 21, 2026