Yep. Sometimes she’s ready to go to the parking lot, and you didn’t come prepared.
letmesuckyournose on
I did once. It ripped like 10 seconds in.
freebirth on
condoms, yeah. jsut dont ever take any of the pills. either they do nothing and are a scam, or they are unregulated versions of “real” drugs.. basically chemically related but different enough to not be specifically regulated. and are VERY dangerous.
Itool4looti on
Back in 1976. Damn, just looking at that vending machine brought back visceral memories of nasty gas station rest rooms.
Kinda.. I bought and used rough riders with a girlfriend back in like 93 and the wrappers were lying around after and a guy came over and asked if I bought bar rubbers and I was confused and he said that rough riders are bar rubbers but I bought em in a sex shop with a few other items. So I have but not out of a machine so kinda..
howardb09 on
Bought a “French Tickler” once in college as a gag gift (pun intended) and my then gf hated it but thought it was funny because we always joked about the thought of resorting to one of those and not a regular condom.
Aromatic_Link4201 on
I bet those knobs smell like vagina
X_Mag_Change_X on
I can smell this picture….
tequilavip on
No way. Only sailors use condoms. 😏
ZachTheCommie on
Two pad locks?! No one’s getting into that badboy.
SpectralMagic on
Biggest expense of your life payed over the next 18 years, definitely worth $14 ride now to get fresh ones at a store, also an excuse to buy snax 🍬
subburner on
Yes. It was around the Millennium, I was very drunk and about to pull in a tiny bar in Scotland. I was unprepared (30-year-old newly single mom) so off I trotted, and for some reason decided to get the whiskey flavored condoms. A night was had, and all went well and safely.
Mostly.
Just don’t use whiskey flavored condoms for oral sex, mm-kay?
CurlyW15 on
Yeah, they come ventilated to prevent overheating.
BothDoorsOpen on
They might break they might not, I’m no stranger to gambling
longleggedwader on
My nephew did and now has a four year old son with a woman who is not a particularly cooperative co-parent.
Various-Ducks on
Gotta collect em all
Ck1ngK1LLER on
For sex? No. For pranks on drunk buddies, absolutely.
Yeah, they don’t taste that bad if you get lucky with the random flavors. I always thought Gouda was the best flavor, and Cigar smoke was the worst.
TheMightySurtur on
Nope but I have had multiple conversations about how my 4 year old couldn’t get bubble gum from the machines in the bathroom
tractorcrusher on
I assume the people that buy these aren’t too familiar with the internet
Kwando-D-Hornblower on
My parents did!
ntice59 on
Damn that one in the middle sounds like a whole loot pack.
shortblondeguy on
What was the expiration date on those, 1990?
Gimme_PuddingPlz on
Nothin like expired condoms and sketchy potentially dangerous “dietary supplements”
ogreofzen on
Tried but I couldn’t use it. Felt like I was trying to fuck wearing a dish washing glove and a hose clamp. That was the day I learned condoms have different sizes.
commacausey on
I saw a condom machine in a truck stop bathroom that had a pirate themed condom. The slogan was “plunder the booty”. Lol
ckparent on
We used to buy the mystery option to see what we would get. Funniest one was a condom for a “cheap fucker” that barely fit on pinky. Never used any of the items though
PsychologicalEmu on
Yup. Condoms a condom. The one I bought was
tighter than usual and hurt a bit putting on.
Fun_Sir3640 on
once while we where on vacation and didnt want to get “messy”
0000000000000007 on
OP looking for their father…
BGFlyingToaster on
Yeah, they’re delicious and pair well with Chardonnay
rmsand on
Do you think these things magically appear from thin air?
Someone at that bar took their time and consideration to buy those condom machines and make them available.
I don’t know if you understand this, but keeping a condom vending machine working in a nightclub is no easy task.
So appreciate what’s there, and the fellow that’s gotta deal with restocking it and fixing it.
thebarkbarkwoof on
IDK but I’m willing to bet there’s more than a few here unknowingly the result of them
accidental-like on
Like forever ago, when I was a teen and not trying to tell my parents about my sex life, I bought from these types of machines.
Lightyear1931 on
My brain misread this as “Has anyone ever bought any used bar bathroom condoms?”
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Yep. Sometimes she’s ready to go to the parking lot, and you didn’t come prepared.
I did once. It ripped like 10 seconds in.
condoms, yeah. jsut dont ever take any of the pills. either they do nothing and are a scam, or they are unregulated versions of “real” drugs.. basically chemically related but different enough to not be specifically regulated. and are VERY dangerous.
Back in 1976. Damn, just looking at that vending machine brought back visceral memories of nasty gas station rest rooms.
[This is all I can think of](https://www.reddit.com/r/fisforfamily/comments/6fvykr/smokey_is_the_best/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
Kinda.. I bought and used rough riders with a girlfriend back in like 93 and the wrappers were lying around after and a guy came over and asked if I bought bar rubbers and I was confused and he said that rough riders are bar rubbers but I bought em in a sex shop with a few other items. So I have but not out of a machine so kinda..
Bought a “French Tickler” once in college as a gag gift (pun intended) and my then gf hated it but thought it was funny because we always joked about the thought of resorting to one of those and not a regular condom.
I bet those knobs smell like vagina
I can smell this picture….
No way. Only sailors use condoms. 😏
Two pad locks?! No one’s getting into that badboy.
Biggest expense of your life payed over the next 18 years, definitely worth $14 ride now to get fresh ones at a store, also an excuse to buy snax 🍬
Yes. It was around the Millennium, I was very drunk and about to pull in a tiny bar in Scotland. I was unprepared (30-year-old newly single mom) so off I trotted, and for some reason decided to get the whiskey flavored condoms. A night was had, and all went well and safely.
Mostly.
Just don’t use whiskey flavored condoms for oral sex, mm-kay?
Yeah, they come ventilated to prevent overheating.
They might break they might not, I’m no stranger to gambling
My nephew did and now has a four year old son with a woman who is not a particularly cooperative co-parent.
Gotta collect em all
For sex? No. For pranks on drunk buddies, absolutely.
Yeah once, they don’t work, son.
The label for the Rough Riders says “©️2004 All rights reserved.” They might be a bit brittle after 19 years.
Yeah, they don’t taste that bad if you get lucky with the random flavors. I always thought Gouda was the best flavor, and Cigar smoke was the worst.
Nope but I have had multiple conversations about how my 4 year old couldn’t get bubble gum from the machines in the bathroom
I assume the people that buy these aren’t too familiar with the internet
My parents did!
Damn that one in the middle sounds like a whole loot pack.
What was the expiration date on those, 1990?
Nothin like expired condoms and sketchy potentially dangerous “dietary supplements”
Tried but I couldn’t use it. Felt like I was trying to fuck wearing a dish washing glove and a hose clamp. That was the day I learned condoms have different sizes.
I saw a condom machine in a truck stop bathroom that had a pirate themed condom. The slogan was “plunder the booty”. Lol
We used to buy the mystery option to see what we would get. Funniest one was a condom for a “cheap fucker” that barely fit on pinky. Never used any of the items though
Yup. Condoms a condom. The one I bought was
tighter than usual and hurt a bit putting on.
once while we where on vacation and didnt want to get “messy”
OP looking for their father…
Yeah, they’re delicious and pair well with Chardonnay
Do you think these things magically appear from thin air?
Someone at that bar took their time and consideration to buy those condom machines and make them available.
I don’t know if you understand this, but keeping a condom vending machine working in a nightclub is no easy task.
So appreciate what’s there, and the fellow that’s gotta deal with restocking it and fixing it.
IDK but I’m willing to bet there’s more than a few here unknowingly the result of them
Like forever ago, when I was a teen and not trying to tell my parents about my sex life, I bought from these types of machines.
My brain misread this as “Has anyone ever bought any used bar bathroom condoms?”