stonka_truck on October 29, 2023 11:49 am Just eat lots of broccoli and fire it out with flatulence. Be a little carrot cannon, if you will.
Dirt-Road_Pirate on October 29, 2023 1:03 pm Now that it’s planted and fertilized, just wait for it to grow. Sell carrots.
Didipan on October 29, 2023 3:20 pm Well, a carrot’s not that thick. Would going to the bathroom be enough?
Unique_Tap_8730 on October 29, 2023 4:31 pm You were having very heterosexual intercourse with your sexy GF who wanted to try something different.
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Seriously can’t find the hol-up for this one
Shove a rabbit in too.
When lust gives you carrots make carrot soup.
Ass ? You’ll be fine.
Just eat lots of broccoli and fire it out with flatulence. Be a little carrot cannon, if you will.
Should’ve left the leaves on the carrot..
Uphol
Now that it’s planted and fertilized, just wait for it to grow. Sell carrots.
Get some laxatives
Perhaps he’ll die.
Well, shit.
shit
Well, a carrot’s not that thick. Would going to the bathroom be enough?
how do you accidentally shove a carrot up your ass
Shit it out you filthy casual
You were having very heterosexual intercourse with your sexy GF who wanted to try something different.