absolutely no respect to tomatoes in this “invention”
Usernamesaregayyy on
Every day we stray further from gods light
Necessary-Raccoon148 on
Mf if I get a fruit roll up for my burger we need another iceage cuz this attempt is already down the drain
Noctisvah on
Plastic soylent red ketchup “product”
CatGuyManThing on
what? squirting sauce on it doesnt cut it now?
Nearby-Swimming-5103 on
Did somebody see the dried residue around the opening of a ketchup bottle and think, “hey now!”?
pizza2death on
Ketchup is fucking gross anyway. Mustard all the way.
Nardo_T_Icarus on
What the Hellmann?
PracticalJackfruit70 on
Wonder if it has Red 40 in it.
EngagedInConvexation on
Mmmm Ketchup scab.
painfullyrelatable on
Ah yes! More disposable plastics that won’t be recycled!
firee1234 on
puts the hell in hellmann
free_is_free76 on
Imagina if they still had the purple and green and blue ketchup… in slices.
That’s what I hate about these corporations. They’re not content with just selling delicious ketchup, they have to analyze trends to determine how to capture the most revenue as possible.
You dont need to re-invent ketchup.
Unless… you hate ketchup blobs on your shirt while youre eating your DQPw/C on your commute home….
hotriccardo on
They said they could, nobody thought if they should
axiomatic13 on
I would fight someone coming at me with one of these.
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the worst invention since sliced bread
100% people
This is how you get banned from the cookout
But fr how’s the texture?
That’s just a tomato fruit rollup.
Unholy fruit roll up
JUST GET A REAL TOMATO AT THIS POINT
*Gotta lick it to activate the ketchup*
Just don’t cut the mustard 😏
Oh hell naw, this the last straw.
Id try one
absolutely no respect to tomatoes in this “invention”
Every day we stray further from gods light
Mf if I get a fruit roll up for my burger we need another iceage cuz this attempt is already down the drain
Plastic soylent red ketchup “product”
what? squirting sauce on it doesnt cut it now?
Did somebody see the dried residue around the opening of a ketchup bottle and think, “hey now!”?
Ketchup is fucking gross anyway. Mustard all the way.
What the Hellmann?
Wonder if it has Red 40 in it.
Mmmm Ketchup scab.
Ah yes! More disposable plastics that won’t be recycled!
puts the hell in hellmann
Imagina if they still had the purple and green and blue ketchup… in slices.
That’s what I hate about these corporations. They’re not content with just selling delicious ketchup, they have to analyze trends to determine how to capture the most revenue as possible.
You dont need to re-invent ketchup.
Unless… you hate ketchup blobs on your shirt while youre eating your DQPw/C on your commute home….
They said they could, nobody thought if they should
I would fight someone coming at me with one of these.
Do not the ketchup