Man here can only see food if it moves.
by Rum_Pirate_SC
Man here can only see food if it moves.
by Rum_Pirate_SC
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I love the grocery store cuz I actually know how to cook lmao
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This dude would die in less than a month if he lived by his own logic
Say’s the guy who’s last “hunt” was probably for the tv remote and a bag of pretzels.
Sounds like wife needs to hunt for a new husband…
DoorDashers beware of this man
He’s saying this as a bit, right?
So stand down the aisle and throw canned goods in his direction.
Ok *coffee cowboy*
This “man” throwing a fit over a simple chore.
Dude is a boy, not much man there.
A man does what a man needs to do without bitching and moaning.
And we definitely don’t draw attention to it by taking a selfie and posting it to the gram for all the other sissy maga men to cheer.
I always find it weird when men pretend being incapable of things or unable to handle easy tasks is somehow masculine.
“Look how MANLY I am because it took me 20 minutes to find pickles at the grocery store! Plus another 5 minutes calling my wife to have her explain which kind of pickles!”
Being *capable* should be considered masculine or useful, not some ability to use a skill that’s not that useful, combined with inability to handle basic life tasks.
“I don’t know how to grocery shop, but… the 2 times a year I go enjoy one of my hobbies, I sure do sometimes kill something!”
Ah yes. Those wild boxes of pasta in the great plains.
They’re an instagram couple that just clown each other the whole time and make gender jokes… its all a farce.
I think that’s dinosaurs.
So when he kills and his “food” becomes motionless, how does this man eat
Considering his YouTube channel is him joking with his wife I’m fairly certain this is a joke
I too can only see food that moves. Thats why I only eat on the water bed.
I’m the designated grocery shopper/cook in oir house and I love doing both. So, fuck this guy who said this.
Finally, a man who wouldn’t insult Klingons at dinner.
Hey Sport, how do you like your gagh?
The dude usually does bits and the gag is he says outlandish nonsense just to annoy Jennifer (his wife). Even in the caption of the IG post someone commented “did you get everything on her list” and the wife goes “no”
I’m thinking it’s more of a “don’t send men to the grocery store since men is going to mess this up” message to the wife as a joke but didn’t quite land.
But yeah, just as is, this looks pretty bad.
Dude thinks all men are t-rex’s from Jurassic Park
That’s why you make a list, so you can hunt down the food on it…amateur.
These are the same people that if you were to drop them off in the middle of nowhere to survive they won’t.
He’s a true Coffee Cowboy, you see.
I’m always hunting at the grocery store, usually for a good steak that costs less than $20.
Meanwhile, my husband goes without being asked and only asks me what I need. It’s not hard to clear a bar that’s metaphorically on the floor, my dude.
‘Coffee Cowboy’ is the softest shit I’ve ever seen
I hate this trend of men actively behaving like babies under the guise of “manliness”
That guy looks like he drives all over town to find organic kale. Give me a break
Meanwhile I, a woman, hate grocery shopping, despite knowing how to cook.
And my boyfriend will run off to get groceries on a whim when he wants to cook
Well maybe if he was a better hunter she wouldn’t have to send him to the store
That’s an odd way of saying you’re incapable of completing a simple task
I can confirm, I am a man and I don’t gather food at the grocery store.
I hunt for sales at the grocery store.
The idea that our ancestors divided jobs up by gender has been debunked for some time.
Both genders did pretty much any task the tribe needed except having babies.
Just another great example of how pervasive sexism is in our culture.
i can see how big and hairy his testicles are from here. very manly.
My ex-wife did exactly none of the grocery shopping. I was at the store at least twice a week
My favorite part of the day is throwing a nice juicy steak across the room for my husband and watching him catch it in his mouth. It is annoying when he tries shaking it to death and juice gets everywhere. Also when he occasionally misses and starts groaning in agony because he can’t find it. I think it is much more convenient to be able to eat at the table. I have no idea how he doesn’t starve when I’m not around to throw his food for him though.
We are two gay married men. What we do is we hire women to grab groceries and then run up and down the aisles. That way we can both shop as genetically intended, and we provide women with a sense of belonging, as they feel most comfortable in a grocery store.
Im a woman and I despise the grocery store. Now what
Grocery shopping is one of my favorite things to do. I drive to the store, I get high as eagle balls, and wander around for an hour. Sometimes I even listen to music while I’m doing it.
Best thing I’ve ever seen at the grocery store was your wife’s sweet-as-sugar ass.
How are you, as a man, letting a woman dictate what you do and don’t eat? ^^^^^/s
I never understood people who don’t know how to cook, like breathing it’s something you have to do. Why would you want to go through life without the ability to feed yourself. I had an acquaintance when I was younger that had to wait until his mother or younger sister would come home to make him hotdogs and KD because he didn’t know how, and he would sit there hungry because he wouldn’t learn how to make a sandwich.
“We can only see food if it moves” is one of the funniest lines I’ve read
I love going to the store by myself because I know exactly what is needed to be purchased, in and out no fuss.
Going with my partner and it’s ohhhh I want to check this out and maybe this idea for dinner and oh maybe this for snacks and oops I over spent by 100%
I hate this timeline
Where do tacos live?
Folks make any excuse to not do what needs to be done. I bet he won’t gather a thing but his fork and napkin when it is dinner time. 🙄
This is the same kind of guy who likes to say he prefers chunky PB and his wife likes smooth, and he hasn’t had chunky PB in 20 years…