And then he drove mommy’s car to the gas station and filled the tank for her.
Stutturbug on
“And everyone clapped”
DarePatient2262 on
I’d be heartbroken if my kid was that stupid, too.
SimplyNacht on
He’s doing it for what now?!
jaguaraugaj on
Go get daddy a pack of smokes and a slim jim
OskarTheRed on
If that even happened, the kid definitely just parroted what he’d heard adults say – probably including his dad – so it’s a kinda worthless way to try to make a point
daisychainsnlafs on
Daddy should explain that trump is a felon and adjudicated rapist. Facts are facts.
SkippyDragonPuffPuff on
Every 4 yo should know the word “betterment” like this kid. Amiright.
slo1111 on
Rather pathetic that people think the benefits of potus like unlimited golfing, medical care, and other benefits are free.
4mystuff on
I hate to break it to Jan, but her son is a bot. If my own 4yo woke me up talking about “betterment”, I’d report him to mods.
KrassKas on
Since when does the president work for free?
dragondarius420 on
Yeahhhhh.. don’t think any 4-year-old knows who Trump is let alone cares that much.
Kuroboom on
And that person’s son’s name!? Albert Einstein!
Ceristimo on
I’ll take “things that never happened” for $500, Alex.
The_bruce42 on
You respond by not making up dumb ass stories for social media.
Medium_Judgment_891 on
What a weird coincidence! My 4 year old daughter woke up this morning and said, “The ignorance of lesser men never ceases to astound me. To bow before a golden calf is blasphemous. How much worse then is it to bow before its pyrite simulcrum?”
calmdownmyguy on
Hitler cared about the betterment of Germany
TheMrDetty on
I’ll take “Things that only happen in delusional MAGAt brains” for $2,000 Alec.
SlayerII on
I’d recommend the original poster to take less drugs
BBBM1977 on
I’ll take things that never happened for a $1000 Alex!
Orillion_169 on
Are there really people who think Trump is refusing the presidential paycheck?
Diligent-Bowler-1898 on
The amount of goodwill not taking his 400k check has bought him is insane. It’s not even a blip compared to just the 1.8 BILLION slush fund.
TheSilkyBat on
Say what you like.
It’s easy to respond to make believe children.
theghostofcslewis on
Those kids are not there. Maybe foster care, but not with that lady.
SithLordPopCulture on
I’ll take “SHIT THAT NEVER HAPPENED” for $200,Ken.
FatKris02 on
I was wondering if the “I was speechless, he’s only 3” trend was still going
These parents are bored af
theghostofcslewis on
Her kid must be a posessed Chucky Doll.
martej on
Of all the things that didn’t happen this didn’t happen the most.
IG-3000 on
Arguing that “He’s Doing This Job For Free!!!” about the guy that literally put up *golden statues* of himself is pure insanity
MrWright62 on
True child indoctrination
iceguy349 on
This is phenomenal bait.
Genius adding the bit about Trump working for free like the president dosent have both a normal salary and half of Trump’s decisions haven’t been corruption or theft of taxpayer money.
ArcticPoisoned on
Weird my cat asked me the same thing
borgcube69 on
I’ll take “things that never happened” for $200, Alex.
mizinamo on
When my newborn came out of my uterus today, it said, “I am so glad that I was born into the glorious United States of America with a strong president like Donald J. Trump who is Making America Great Again!”
Gosh, I’m so proud of my little patriot!
————-
^(*I do not have a uterus nor do I live in the USA*)
Count2Zero on
That’s funny. My dog just dropped a large pile of shit on the floor any then turned to me and said, “The square of the hypotenuse is equal to the sum of the squares of the base and the perpendicular side of the right triangle.”
I wasn’t aware that my dog knew Pythagorian geometry.
UnholyAbductor on
HEARTBROKEN 💔my 4 year old son woke me up this morning and said “Daddy, do you think the reason you and mommy got divorced is because you make up easy to spot lies like this for validation from strangers? Or was it just your whole personality in general?” I didn’t even know how to respond. So I blamed Joe Biden.
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And then he drove mommy’s car to the gas station and filled the tank for her.
“And everyone clapped”
I’d be heartbroken if my kid was that stupid, too.
He’s doing it for what now?!
Go get daddy a pack of smokes and a slim jim
If that even happened, the kid definitely just parroted what he’d heard adults say – probably including his dad – so it’s a kinda worthless way to try to make a point
Daddy should explain that trump is a felon and adjudicated rapist. Facts are facts.
Every 4 yo should know the word “betterment” like this kid. Amiright.
Rather pathetic that people think the benefits of potus like unlimited golfing, medical care, and other benefits are free.
I hate to break it to Jan, but her son is a bot. If my own 4yo woke me up talking about “betterment”, I’d report him to mods.
Since when does the president work for free?
Yeahhhhh.. don’t think any 4-year-old knows who Trump is let alone cares that much.
And that person’s son’s name!? Albert Einstein!
I’ll take “things that never happened” for $500, Alex.
You respond by not making up dumb ass stories for social media.
What a weird coincidence! My 4 year old daughter woke up this morning and said, “The ignorance of lesser men never ceases to astound me. To bow before a golden calf is blasphemous. How much worse then is it to bow before its pyrite simulcrum?”
Hitler cared about the betterment of Germany
I’ll take “Things that only happen in delusional MAGAt brains” for $2,000 Alec.
I’d recommend the original poster to take less drugs
I’ll take things that never happened for a $1000 Alex!
Are there really people who think Trump is refusing the presidential paycheck?
The amount of goodwill not taking his 400k check has bought him is insane. It’s not even a blip compared to just the 1.8 BILLION slush fund.
Say what you like.
It’s easy to respond to make believe children.
Those kids are not there. Maybe foster care, but not with that lady.
I’ll take “SHIT THAT NEVER HAPPENED” for $200,Ken.
I was wondering if the “I was speechless, he’s only 3” trend was still going
These parents are bored af
Her kid must be a posessed Chucky Doll.
Of all the things that didn’t happen this didn’t happen the most.
Arguing that “He’s Doing This Job For Free!!!” about the guy that literally put up *golden statues* of himself is pure insanity
True child indoctrination
This is phenomenal bait.
Genius adding the bit about Trump working for free like the president dosent have both a normal salary and half of Trump’s decisions haven’t been corruption or theft of taxpayer money.
Weird my cat asked me the same thing
I’ll take “things that never happened” for $200, Alex.
When my newborn came out of my uterus today, it said, “I am so glad that I was born into the glorious United States of America with a strong president like Donald J. Trump who is Making America Great Again!”
Gosh, I’m so proud of my little patriot!
————-
^(*I do not have a uterus nor do I live in the USA*)
That’s funny. My dog just dropped a large pile of shit on the floor any then turned to me and said, “The square of the hypotenuse is equal to the sum of the squares of the base and the perpendicular side of the right triangle.”
I wasn’t aware that my dog knew Pythagorian geometry.
HEARTBROKEN 💔my 4 year old son woke me up this morning and said “Daddy, do you think the reason you and mommy got divorced is because you make up easy to spot lies like this for validation from strangers? Or was it just your whole personality in general?” I didn’t even know how to respond. So I blamed Joe Biden.