He will make a good President. MAGA will love him. He has all the qualities and qualifications to be a Republican President.
justletyoursoulglooo on
Don’t forget he gave a sweetheart deal to a pedo friend of his who was charged with abusing a young male.
RamsHead91 on
He gave a sweetheart deal to a pedophile, Adam Dean Hoffman, who had raped his child’s best friend for repeatedly. Adam was looking at decades to life in prison and Paxton gave him a deal for 60days and to not have to be a registered sex offender. Adam got out with about 30 days served.
Paxton is an examplar that GOP stands for Guardians of Pedophiles.
whereegosdare84 on
You know how fucking corrupt and hated you have to be for TEXAS REPUBLICANS to impeach you?
GrumpyOldFart7676 on
You know how corrupt Texas citizens are when they elect a convicted felon to represent themselves.
Ripped_Guggi on
So he is going to win. Those felonies make him the perfect MAGA candidate. And Elon is going to help, again.
FizzgigsRevenge on
He gave a plea deal to a friend that allowed him to only serve a month on jail for raping a little boy
GhostofAugustWest on
Well he seems to lack a pedophile charge, so I guess he has some work to do before becoming full maga. /s
BigBoyYuyuh on
What’s sad is Texas will probably elect him.
El_Basho on
Why does he look mid-stroke in that image
NexusNickel on
Just when I don’t think Texas can sink any further, they find a way.
Fuck the Republican party.
simple123mind on
He has been winking for bribes so much and for so long that his eye got stuck
6295585628015862 on
He looks like an egg had a baby with an older uglier egg
reginaldcapers on
He’s perfect for the next Senator.

6295585628015862 on
I’ve never seen a person to whom the descriptor “walleyed” can be applied to more than Ken Paxton. It’s honestly uncanny.
TotallyFedUp112363 on
In Texas, being a criminal is par for the course for politicians.
Expensive-Library-18 on
Republican voters never learn. We should just put them all in the same state and let it become a 3rd world
DontGetTheShow on
What the fuck do you have do to get impeached by Republicans for corruption? That’s bonkers. And by that, I mean “real” corruption and not something where someone speaks out against Trump.
Everyones_Dead_Dave on
He should fit in, looks like he’s already looking the other way
Allah_Akballer on
Republicans are so corrupt that this rap sheet doesn’t even look bad.
DonnyDiddledIvanka on
In the past these would have been negatives the Dem candidate would make known. Today they are selling points Paxton will most likely brag about as accomplishments.
alex_albergaria on
Is Texas just stupid? This… ted cruz….
bebop1065 on
All he needs now to qualify for POTUS is to diddle some kids.
Just_NickM on
Man, they really have a type, hey?
JoeRogansNipple on
I hope Texans come to their senses and vote Talarico. Who am I kidding, they kiss the boot of their king.
ShanHu on
He’s definitely a lizard in a human skin suit.
golfwinnersplz on
I mean, if you’re impeached by Republicans you must be one of the biggest pos alive.
plaskitboy on
He also has one eye looking dead at you while the other checks out your rack
Eggheadpancake on
Texas voters: “exactly who I want to represent me”
CanStad on
I’m sorry—
Almost a million people voted in a fucking primary?
My fucking ass, this seems like the Massie incident.. a district that historically has only around 20,000 votes somehow gets 100,000 this year, and a bunch of people claiming they never voted in the primary saying they were told they voted.
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He will make a good President. MAGA will love him. He has all the qualities and qualifications to be a Republican President.
Don’t forget he gave a sweetheart deal to a pedo friend of his who was charged with abusing a young male.
He gave a sweetheart deal to a pedophile, Adam Dean Hoffman, who had raped his child’s best friend for repeatedly. Adam was looking at decades to life in prison and Paxton gave him a deal for 60days and to not have to be a registered sex offender. Adam got out with about 30 days served.
Paxton is an examplar that GOP stands for Guardians of Pedophiles.
You know how fucking corrupt and hated you have to be for TEXAS REPUBLICANS to impeach you?
You know how corrupt Texas citizens are when they elect a convicted felon to represent themselves.
So he is going to win. Those felonies make him the perfect MAGA candidate. And Elon is going to help, again.
He gave a plea deal to a friend that allowed him to only serve a month on jail for raping a little boy
Well he seems to lack a pedophile charge, so I guess he has some work to do before becoming full maga. /s
What’s sad is Texas will probably elect him.
Why does he look mid-stroke in that image
Just when I don’t think Texas can sink any further, they find a way.
Fuck the Republican party.
He has been winking for bribes so much and for so long that his eye got stuck
He looks like an egg had a baby with an older uglier egg
He’s perfect for the next Senator.

I’ve never seen a person to whom the descriptor “walleyed” can be applied to more than Ken Paxton. It’s honestly uncanny.
In Texas, being a criminal is par for the course for politicians.
Republican voters never learn. We should just put them all in the same state and let it become a 3rd world
What the fuck do you have do to get impeached by Republicans for corruption? That’s bonkers. And by that, I mean “real” corruption and not something where someone speaks out against Trump.
He should fit in, looks like he’s already looking the other way
Republicans are so corrupt that this rap sheet doesn’t even look bad.
In the past these would have been negatives the Dem candidate would make known. Today they are selling points Paxton will most likely brag about as accomplishments.
Is Texas just stupid? This… ted cruz….
All he needs now to qualify for POTUS is to diddle some kids.
Man, they really have a type, hey?
I hope Texans come to their senses and vote Talarico. Who am I kidding, they kiss the boot of their king.
He’s definitely a lizard in a human skin suit.
I mean, if you’re impeached by Republicans you must be one of the biggest pos alive.
He also has one eye looking dead at you while the other checks out your rack
Texas voters: “exactly who I want to represent me”
I’m sorry—
Almost a million people voted in a fucking primary?
My fucking ass, this seems like the Massie incident.. a district that historically has only around 20,000 votes somehow gets 100,000 this year, and a bunch of people claiming they never voted in the primary saying they were told they voted.
But let’s trust the institutions.