10 months ago they suggest to not shove it up your ass. I think tonight is the night. Give that thing a good shove
ReallyBigSchu on
How can you find anything with that big black sack over your head.
/s
Illisanct on

insert_name_here_ha on
Yeah you *really* shouldn’t be so nonchalant about holding undetonated munitions, *ESPECIALLY* ones that are over 100 years old. As cool as it may be, bomb squad (or your equivalent) should be called and if it isn’t HE, make damn sure its not chemical.
Ok-Addition1264 on
Did you have disposal come in and check it out? As you probably know, that white band is normally used for training / instructional shells. It’s too small to be a chemical or gas shell but its also hard to indicate phosphorous shell as they also had a white band but would’ve been long decayed / activated by now.
Regardless, it’s more than mildlyintersting.. it’s a cool as-fuck find.
When I was a kid spending my summers in west german forests in the 80s – we’d dig a hole and toss one in attach a blasting cap and find out what it really was. 50/50 it was live and no one seemed to care what we were doing. much different these days. lol.
Rerebawa on
The *cross-post* potential here is nuclear.

Zephyr93 on
How could you be sure? Ding it with a hammer to see if it sounds like a shell. /jk
TheFurryPetRock on

FujiwaraHarimoto on
Unexpoloded shell or potentially exciting paperweight
TopazandNumbyHSR on
Well that is fucking terrifying lol
BattledroidE on
Maybe I’m a coward, but I wouldn’t pick that up if it was found in the wild.
karenskygreen on
There is still 100sq km of no go zone in france (zone rouge) and there is still up to 300 unexploded shells per hectare plus a full time crew still removing unexploded ordinance turned up by farmers etc you can literally find piles of shells by edges of fileds found by farmers left for pick up.
mtntrail on
Why the hell would you pick up unexploded ordinance? Just curious.
maxdacat on
what if somme-thing goes wrong?
brmarcum on
Moron
Murph-Dog on

Mightsole on
Casually finding another unexploded WWI shell, *should I open it or should I kept it sealed*? 🧑🏽🩰
Lucky_Luciano642 on
You’re much braver than I would be holding century old undetonated ordinance
essenza on
I hope I get to read another “man needs WW1 ordnance surgically removed from rectum” case report soon.
RuinedSilence on
Throw it into field i wanna see what happens
antithasys on
This is reckless and either fake or very careless and promoting bad behavior. ⬇️
BenderRodriguez14 on
That’s a pretty freshly mowed patch. How fecking fast is that weed growing??
Wetworth on
Cool now crossport to r/OopsThatsDeadly
Beneficial-Focus3702 on
Dude. Do you have any idea how dangerous this is?
Bro likes to play “autodarwinate roulette.”
KrackSmellin on
Blows my mind how stupid people are…
Angsty_Potatos on
Definitely a great idea to pick it up and pose with fragile 100 + year old bombs
HebrewHamm3r on
Bro put that shit down, what’s wrong with you
yamanagashi on
… maybe you should stop doing that…
balrob on
Wow, it turned your head into a black hole!
turtleofgirth on
Is this some vacation package where they hide items that look authentic and have you ‘find’ them?
jms21y on
picking up UXO is tempting darwin bruv
CathartingFunk on
Lol the folks in r/EOD are gonna have a good laugh about this idiot.
Seriously, how stupid can you be?
Obsydie on
YOU ARE HOLDING A BOMB! Assume it’ll go blow up if you blink in it’s general direction.
Evolutionary_sins on
Good thing you picked it up and played with it /s
lucky1pierre on
Put. It. Down.
teslastats on
Anddddd….he exploded
LederhosenUnicorn on
The annual iron harvest.
roaringbasher66 on
In all fairness, could a Ww1 shell even explode? I’d be suprised if a 40 year old shell could still go bang, those explosive compounds gotta degrade to near uselessness fast
byyhmz on
Why do they always pick them up/move them?
Fire_Mission on
The first rule of UXO is don’t touch UXO.
jerrythecactus on
w h y a r e y o u h o l d i n g i t ? !
Grape-Snapple on
i skydive and i wouldn’t do this
thewebspinner on
I wonder if OP is ever gonna come back and explain why they think it’s safe to handle unexploded live ordinance and pose with it like they just caught a fish?
So is OP:
A: Mental and just doesn’t give a damn
B: Unaware that old shells and bombs can literally go off just from being moved.
C: Actually a bomb disposal expert trolling all of us?
tsunami141 on
did it enter your mind that you shouldn’t pick it up?
I just figured it had a pretty high chance of entering your mind one way or the other.
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ANOTHER?
10 months ago they suggest to not shove it up your ass. I think tonight is the night. Give that thing a good shove
How can you find anything with that big black sack over your head.
/s

Yeah you *really* shouldn’t be so nonchalant about holding undetonated munitions, *ESPECIALLY* ones that are over 100 years old. As cool as it may be, bomb squad (or your equivalent) should be called and if it isn’t HE, make damn sure its not chemical.
Did you have disposal come in and check it out? As you probably know, that white band is normally used for training / instructional shells. It’s too small to be a chemical or gas shell but its also hard to indicate phosphorous shell as they also had a white band but would’ve been long decayed / activated by now.
Regardless, it’s more than mildlyintersting.. it’s a cool as-fuck find.
When I was a kid spending my summers in west german forests in the 80s – we’d dig a hole and toss one in attach a blasting cap and find out what it really was. 50/50 it was live and no one seemed to care what we were doing. much different these days. lol.
The *cross-post* potential here is nuclear.

How could you be sure? Ding it with a hammer to see if it sounds like a shell. /jk

Unexpoloded shell or potentially exciting paperweight
Well that is fucking terrifying lol
Maybe I’m a coward, but I wouldn’t pick that up if it was found in the wild.
There is still 100sq km of no go zone in france (zone rouge) and there is still up to 300 unexploded shells per hectare plus a full time crew still removing unexploded ordinance turned up by farmers etc you can literally find piles of shells by edges of fileds found by farmers left for pick up.
Why the hell would you pick up unexploded ordinance? Just curious.
what if somme-thing goes wrong?
Moron

Casually finding another unexploded WWI shell, *should I open it or should I kept it sealed*? 🧑🏽🩰
You’re much braver than I would be holding century old undetonated ordinance
I hope I get to read another “man needs WW1 ordnance surgically removed from rectum” case report soon.
Throw it into field i wanna see what happens
This is reckless and either fake or very careless and promoting bad behavior. ⬇️
That’s a pretty freshly mowed patch. How fecking fast is that weed growing??
Cool now crossport to r/OopsThatsDeadly
Dude. Do you have any idea how dangerous this is?
Bro likes to play “autodarwinate roulette.”
Blows my mind how stupid people are…
Definitely a great idea to pick it up and pose with fragile 100 + year old bombs
Bro put that shit down, what’s wrong with you
… maybe you should stop doing that…
Wow, it turned your head into a black hole!
Is this some vacation package where they hide items that look authentic and have you ‘find’ them?
picking up UXO is tempting darwin bruv
Lol the folks in r/EOD are gonna have a good laugh about this idiot.
Seriously, how stupid can you be?
YOU ARE HOLDING A BOMB! Assume it’ll go blow up if you blink in it’s general direction.
Good thing you picked it up and played with it /s
Put. It. Down.
Anddddd….he exploded
The annual iron harvest.
In all fairness, could a Ww1 shell even explode? I’d be suprised if a 40 year old shell could still go bang, those explosive compounds gotta degrade to near uselessness fast
Why do they always pick them up/move them?
The first rule of UXO is don’t touch UXO.
w h y a r e y o u h o l d i n g i t ? !
i skydive and i wouldn’t do this
I wonder if OP is ever gonna come back and explain why they think it’s safe to handle unexploded live ordinance and pose with it like they just caught a fish?
So is OP:
A: Mental and just doesn’t give a damn
B: Unaware that old shells and bombs can literally go off just from being moved.
C: Actually a bomb disposal expert trolling all of us?
did it enter your mind that you shouldn’t pick it up?
I just figured it had a pretty high chance of entering your mind one way or the other.