Cows are actually really good swimmers and in Ireland they’re taken by boat to graze on offshore islands.
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Cows are actually really good swimmers and in Ireland they’re taken by boat to graze on offshore islands.
by Positive-Height-3848
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I guess when you are a large gas bag for a stomach, you’ll float like it’s nothing.
Do they worry about Orca predation?
Cows can also run fast as hell for how fat they are.
They are the fatletes of the animal kingdoms
This fucking song
As opposed to onshore islands.
Now whoever thought “hey I’m going to take my cows and push them off the boat to see what happens”. Cows, be like “we got this”.
As a kid we had the rumour in our school that the anus of a cow can’t close firmly and that they will fill up and drown lol
The question remains….how do they get back on the boat?
Are they hamburgers and steaks on the return trip?
how do they get them back on the boat
Good swimmers? Sure. Good divers? Hell no.
Full o’ farts
beef salty water…
stew !
And how do they get back on the boat?
You can tell by the way they jump in. . .
That this is not their first rodeo.
“I wouldn’t say I’m a great swimmer, pretty average really.”
—Cow.
With 4 stomachs filled of gas I would also be a good swimmer!
Label on packaging – “Pre-salted with sea salt”
i wish cows in my country could swim as freely and not had to feed on waste
To be clear, cows ***CAN*** swim.
They are not “really good swimmers” outside of that frame of reference lol.
They’re “good swimmers” compared to a giraffe for example, for sure. But compared to like, a bear, nope. Not a very good swimmer. Lol
so that’s how we got manatees
So… how they get them back on?
That’s how manatees started
Fucking cows can even float. Dammit
How do they get them back? The promise of greener grass on another island?
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how do they get back on the boat?
Those are pirate cows, they dont moo, they moor
Wait till they figure out people take cows to swim lol
Good compared to a horse? Pig?
Nature documentaries never cover the real important stuff like this
How do they get them back into the boat in the fall?
Cooooowabunga
What kind of abomination is that song
is it mandatory to add shitty music to everything?
How do they get them back?
Stomach knots good for nautical knots.
Cows just dive off boats into the water but won’t walk down stairs? (I remember something about cows not doing stairs… Maybe it’s just a myth?)
They can’t walk down stairs but they can swim well. The mo you know
Cows are terrible for the environment so might as well ruin some island ecosystems smh.
I know The Emerald Isle isn’t known for sharks so this is purely hypothetical, but can you imagine what being a shark in this moment would be like?
Happy cow, happy life
WHY.
THE.
MUSIC.