The ultimate test of human integrity happening right at the bathroomβs door
_GlowDust on
The people who don’t wash their hands definitely aren’t going to follow the sign anyway
WitchyWispyy on
Public shaming: now with hygiene benefits.
Berry_Play on
The funny thing is, the big plate looks way cleaner and more satisfying to grab, itβs a trap!
Shredded_Locomotive on
Then you will be brought down by your blind trust of random people
Evil__eye737 on
All fun and games until some greasy fuck smears his shit-covered hands all over both handles
ConstantineFavre on
I wash hands and always still pull out wet wipe just to use as shield as to grab door handle
Nagesh_yelma on
They don’t wash their own hands , what makes you think they don’t lie?
retecsin on
Washed hands handle will be cursed in no time
DreyfusBlue on
Make the ‘no wash’ handle the most uncomfortable one.
10in_Classic_88 on
Me still using my sleeve or my shirt to open the door. π
mukeshzz29 on
As a person with ocd I just do this.

low_amplitude on
Ironically no one would want to grab the no-wash handle so it ends up being the clean one.
Lady_Irish on
I’m still opening it with a paper towel because you numb fucks can’t be trusted.
2 seconds of rinsing =/= washing, people. Use soap.
Ghostdragon471 on
I don’t trust either.
Sting02 on
No hands?
Callec254 on
During Covid, my work put little handles on the bathroom doors so that you could pull them open with your foot. Okay, fine, I guess, they’re a little awkward but they work if people want to use them.
Then for some reason, about a year ago, they came through and removed them. I never understood that, like, what, were you just *renting* the little door foot handles this whole time? Were you financing them and they got repossessed or something?
Sensitive_Ad_5031 on
People with washed hands need to ally more effort, swap these handles around. People who donβt wash their hands are less likely to spot this difference
pontetorto on
How about foot operated handles/lathes close to the floor, with a sign where the regular handle would of been.
Ok_Delay7870 on
Fucking make them opening outwards and that wouldn’t be such an issue! I dont wanna touch the damn handle with clean hands and dont wanna wash it to touch dirty handle later. Rather use sanitizer tissues or spray when outside
a_angry_bunny on
You’ll never fully know that no one with unspoiled hands touched that door.

chalkybone on
Should make a foot hook handle for those who don’t trust the non hand washers.
EmergencySeason5682 on
i just use my elbow
Few-Stock-3458 on
Just put the garbage can beside the door so I can use the paper towel I’ve used to dry my washed hands to open the door then discard.
Scoutfan on
It should be code that all public restroom doors must swing open to the outside when you leave, so you can exit using your foot,
NatsumiEla on
Thanks, I’ll use my legs
dpmatt01 on
Just a quick PSA: most of the dudes I see in the gym donβt wash their hands after using the bathroom! Do with that what you will
Ok-Jellyfish-4654 on
that’s why you use the paper towel to open the door. also the reason i dislike all hand dryers
PJA0307 on
My job installed forearm pulls on bathroom doors so you donβt have to use your hands, but Iβve seen people grab those with their hands to open the door. Then Iβd just have a nasty forearm if I used that. People suck.
Active-Application18 on
Both dirty af
Darklight645 on
This isn’t going to work
Darthhedgeclipper on
Simple solution.
Make the door swing out the way.
Keated on
Ironically it’s probably safer to use the “didn’t wash” handle because the fucks who don’t wash would absolutely purposefully smear their hands on the clean handle
Living-Restaurant892 on
Just have paper towels and a garbage can by the door.Β
Head-Contribution393 on
No
People who washed their hands get to use the bigger one
Particular-Jaguar-65 on
Let’s be honest with ourselves, this won’t be adhered to because it technically says “Penis hands touched here”.
What I’d like is if they’d put one of those tissue dispensers on the door itself with a bin outside, so you can take a clean paper towel, open the door with it and throw it in the bin after exiting. No more penis handles for those that doesn’t want to touch it.
Yea I won’t trust the common sense of a person who decides not to wash hands after.
Hudster2001 on
I hate when people don’t wash their hands, but apparently it makes little difference, there are 100’s of videos showing how hand driers leave your hands with more bacteria after washing than before.
Yes, wash your hands, but also Invest in some hand sanitiser and use it after you leave the bathroom
fightin_blue_hens on
just put the foot opener please
KewlKatzKaden on
The thing that gets me about these doors is most of the bathrooms go through so much trouble to be touch free. I walk into the bathroom and the door is push from the outside. I go do my business and the toilet automatically flushes. Absolutely no problem there. I then go to wash my hands under the SENSORED sink keeping everything completely touch free. After which I walk over to the HAND WAVED paper towel dispenser or the air dryer. And finally, at the end of this beautiful trek of human decency and sanitation, I turn to leave and thereβs a GODDAMN DOOR HANDLE. WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE EVEN DOING AT THIS POINT? WHY HAVE YOU DONE SO MUCH TO GAIN MY TRUST ONLY TO STOMP ON IT AT THE LAST MOMENT? WHY IS THE DOOR PULL FROM THE INSIDE??? I JUST PUSHED IT OPEN TO GET IN HERE WHY CANT WE ROTATE A FUCKING DOOR 180 DEGREES SO I CAN HAVE A SHRED OF PEACE IN DOING MY BUSINESS IN A PUBLIC PLACE???
I donβt know who you people are that designed these but fuck you, you shitstains.
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The ultimate test of human integrity happening right at the bathroomβs door
The people who don’t wash their hands definitely aren’t going to follow the sign anyway
Public shaming: now with hygiene benefits.
The funny thing is, the big plate looks way cleaner and more satisfying to grab, itβs a trap!
Then you will be brought down by your blind trust of random people
All fun and games until some greasy fuck smears his shit-covered hands all over both handles
I wash hands and always still pull out wet wipe just to use as shield as to grab door handle
They don’t wash their own hands , what makes you think they don’t lie?
Washed hands handle will be cursed in no time
Make the ‘no wash’ handle the most uncomfortable one.
Me still using my sleeve or my shirt to open the door. π
As a person with ocd I just do this.

Ironically no one would want to grab the no-wash handle so it ends up being the clean one.
I’m still opening it with a paper towel because you numb fucks can’t be trusted.
2 seconds of rinsing =/= washing, people. Use soap.
I don’t trust either.
No hands?
During Covid, my work put little handles on the bathroom doors so that you could pull them open with your foot. Okay, fine, I guess, they’re a little awkward but they work if people want to use them.
Then for some reason, about a year ago, they came through and removed them. I never understood that, like, what, were you just *renting* the little door foot handles this whole time? Were you financing them and they got repossessed or something?
People with washed hands need to ally more effort, swap these handles around. People who donβt wash their hands are less likely to spot this difference
How about foot operated handles/lathes close to the floor, with a sign where the regular handle would of been.
Fucking make them opening outwards and that wouldn’t be such an issue! I dont wanna touch the damn handle with clean hands and dont wanna wash it to touch dirty handle later. Rather use sanitizer tissues or spray when outside
You’ll never fully know that no one with unspoiled hands touched that door.

Should make a foot hook handle for those who don’t trust the non hand washers.
i just use my elbow
Just put the garbage can beside the door so I can use the paper towel I’ve used to dry my washed hands to open the door then discard.
It should be code that all public restroom doors must swing open to the outside when you leave, so you can exit using your foot,
Thanks, I’ll use my legs
Just a quick PSA: most of the dudes I see in the gym donβt wash their hands after using the bathroom! Do with that what you will
that’s why you use the paper towel to open the door. also the reason i dislike all hand dryers
My job installed forearm pulls on bathroom doors so you donβt have to use your hands, but Iβve seen people grab those with their hands to open the door. Then Iβd just have a nasty forearm if I used that. People suck.
Both dirty af
This isn’t going to work
Simple solution.
Make the door swing out the way.
Ironically it’s probably safer to use the “didn’t wash” handle because the fucks who don’t wash would absolutely purposefully smear their hands on the clean handle
Just have paper towels and a garbage can by the door.Β
No
People who washed their hands get to use the bigger one
Let’s be honest with ourselves, this won’t be adhered to because it technically says “Penis hands touched here”.
What I’d like is if they’d put one of those tissue dispensers on the door itself with a bin outside, so you can take a clean paper towel, open the door with it and throw it in the bin after exiting. No more penis handles for those that doesn’t want to touch it.
I support the [foot wedge door opener thingie](https://www.stepnpull.com/)
Yea I won’t trust the common sense of a person who decides not to wash hands after.
I hate when people don’t wash their hands, but apparently it makes little difference, there are 100’s of videos showing how hand driers leave your hands with more bacteria after washing than before.
[hand drier agar plate – YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=hand+drier+agar+plate)
Yes, wash your hands, but also Invest in some hand sanitiser and use it after you leave the bathroom
just put the foot opener please
The thing that gets me about these doors is most of the bathrooms go through so much trouble to be touch free. I walk into the bathroom and the door is push from the outside. I go do my business and the toilet automatically flushes. Absolutely no problem there. I then go to wash my hands under the SENSORED sink keeping everything completely touch free. After which I walk over to the HAND WAVED paper towel dispenser or the air dryer. And finally, at the end of this beautiful trek of human decency and sanitation, I turn to leave and thereβs a GODDAMN DOOR HANDLE. WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE EVEN DOING AT THIS POINT? WHY HAVE YOU DONE SO MUCH TO GAIN MY TRUST ONLY TO STOMP ON IT AT THE LAST MOMENT? WHY IS THE DOOR PULL FROM THE INSIDE??? I JUST PUSHED IT OPEN TO GET IN HERE WHY CANT WE ROTATE A FUCKING DOOR 180 DEGREES SO I CAN HAVE A SHRED OF PEACE IN DOING MY BUSINESS IN A PUBLIC PLACE???
I donβt know who you people are that designed these but fuck you, you shitstains.