Ah yes of course! This is the tarantula ferro biteoffyourdickwhileyousleep
They grow up to 50m span and eat dogs
Or some wisdom
Sorry I can’t be the smart guy but cool picture
Disneyhorse on
That is P. audax, the “bold” jumping spider. They are my favorite, very friendly little guys.
DemoniteBL on
These guys are so cute
DaddyGoodHands on
LUCAS !!!
deceitfulninja on
Getting bit by that will definitely make you Spider-Man. Or give you leukemia. Roll the dice.
BrodaciousBo on
what is scientifically known as *just a goodest lil’guy*
MiscreantAristocrat on
+5 cyan fangs of attraction. They boost Charisma and social skills.
zcas on
Araxxor
HubrisOfApollo on
oh i would totally turn that into a pet if I found it
Stahi on
JUMPING SPOOOOOOOOOOOODERRRRRRRR!
cobalt_phantom on
I saw one of these guy take down a black swallowtail butterfly and then drag it halfway across a deck.
hellgal on
This spider will turn you into Spiderman.
Rixoshi on
jumping spiders: the puppies of the spider world
VVen0m on
A jumpy boi
NoTalkImGaming on
My girlfriend found one of these last week. I don’t like spiders but I wanted to keep him as a pet but she told me no :c
K10RumbleRumble on
That’s just a lil Jumpy Spood. Keeping the small bugs at bay. Won’t be a bother.
alasko84 on
They sell these at PetSmart for $39.99
CAMvsWILD on
So it’s a mini version of the aliens from Attack the Block.
JackSpadesSI on
I despise spiders, but jumping spiders are an exception. They’re very social and rather smart.
sup3rrn0va on
I had one of these little guys living in my car last summer. Hope that little dude is still kickin. What a cutie.
PewRpew on
Let it nibble on you a little
wtfbenlol on
If you kill it you get the fangs and can use them to craft a legendary weapon
CrimsonCuttle on
Next up, a computer made of ants
AlternativeFilm8886 on
My favorite jumping spider, really cool colors.
I used to see these around a lot at the horse stable I worked at, but it’s been a few years since I’ve seen one.
Legal_Response6614 on
With great power comes great responsibility… Now roll the window down & let him in.
Strikereleven on
The only type of spiders I tolerate other than orb weavers, my wife saw one on the floor earlier and called me over. I said “that’s a flycatcher” she said “oh, leave him alone then.” She learned that from me.
Exploding_Testicles on
Chromed out grill
StrangeCrunchy1 on
The green parts are its chelicerae; the fangs are attached to them, lower down, and tucked away under its cephalothorax.
Accomplished-Use9352 on
nature said at least one thing about you will be nice
thatshygirl06 on
Reminds me of the aliens from attack the block

zane910 on
At least you’ll die at the fangs of an awesome spider.
sharrrper on
Get it to bite you and see if you get super powers
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Definitely radioactive
What you have there is a bold jumping spider.
Structural color probably
It’s like the aliens from Attack The Block
*mouthparts
Im waiting for someone to be like:
Ah yes of course! This is the tarantula ferro biteoffyourdickwhileyousleep
They grow up to 50m span and eat dogs
Or some wisdom
Sorry I can’t be the smart guy but cool picture
That is P. audax, the “bold” jumping spider. They are my favorite, very friendly little guys.
These guys are so cute
LUCAS !!!
Getting bit by that will definitely make you Spider-Man. Or give you leukemia. Roll the dice.
what is scientifically known as *just a goodest lil’guy*
+5 cyan fangs of attraction. They boost Charisma and social skills.
Araxxor
oh i would totally turn that into a pet if I found it
JUMPING SPOOOOOOOOOOOODERRRRRRRR!
I saw one of these guy take down a black swallowtail butterfly and then drag it halfway across a deck.
This spider will turn you into Spiderman.
jumping spiders: the puppies of the spider world
A jumpy boi
My girlfriend found one of these last week. I don’t like spiders but I wanted to keep him as a pet but she told me no :c
That’s just a lil Jumpy Spood. Keeping the small bugs at bay. Won’t be a bother.
They sell these at PetSmart for $39.99
So it’s a mini version of the aliens from Attack the Block.
I despise spiders, but jumping spiders are an exception. They’re very social and rather smart.
I had one of these little guys living in my car last summer. Hope that little dude is still kickin. What a cutie.
Let it nibble on you a little
If you kill it you get the fangs and can use them to craft a legendary weapon
Next up, a computer made of ants
My favorite jumping spider, really cool colors.
I used to see these around a lot at the horse stable I worked at, but it’s been a few years since I’ve seen one.
With great power comes great responsibility… Now roll the window down & let him in.
The only type of spiders I tolerate other than orb weavers, my wife saw one on the floor earlier and called me over. I said “that’s a flycatcher” she said “oh, leave him alone then.” She learned that from me.
Chromed out grill
The green parts are its chelicerae; the fangs are attached to them, lower down, and tucked away under its cephalothorax.
nature said at least one thing about you will be nice
Reminds me of the aliens from attack the block

At least you’ll die at the fangs of an awesome spider.
Get it to bite you and see if you get super powers
Veridian!
I think you meant radioactive