Wife material until she started speaking Parseltongue
by 06azrael
Wife material until she started speaking Parseltongue
by 06azrael
19 Comments
“She’s a Slytherin but I can fix her” Said the kid from Gryffindor
She’s but obsessed harry she’s a potter a 9 10/10 is with so 3/4
She’s obsessed with Harold Potter so she’s a 0/10
obsessed with someone she hasn’t met thats just sad at least she has you fr
I’d never go 10/10 that’s a horrible kda
If you break up with her, does that make you “He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named”?
75% complete
Unrelated but harry potter was mediocre at best
What is wrong with Harry Potter?
I met a friend at a party where everyone was on molly and they started a cuddle puddle and watched Harry Potter movies. Needed to get the fuck outta there like Neo needed to find a pay phone before one of the Agent Smith:s got to him.
Bro this just makes her waaay easier to buy gifts for, you know how much Harry Potter merch is out there? Way too much. Also if she wants to marathon the films that’s alright they aren’t that bad.
Also also, a person having an interest in something makes them much more appealing overall. Known so many girls who just don’t give a shit about anything and have no interests beyond social media and like,. general health.
I don’t get it…
If she’s still into Harry Potter despite the J.K. bullshit I’d say she was a 3.
Jajaja now
Liking HP downgrades you to a 1. Especially these days.
Ah the comments in here were as exhausting as I imagined
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Inb4 this ends up on r/peterexplainthejoke
HP isn’t even that good of a series. Percy Jackson clears.