“Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man.”-General George S. Patton, Jr.
Bulky_Specialist9645 on
Burrowing is a natural survival behavior for a wide variety of lizard species. They dig for several reasons, including escaping extreme heat, avoiding predators, sleeping, and hibernating…
This is sick folks. Spending $100 million dollars for a doomsday bunker, right? Can’t use that hundred million dollars to save the people that you just fired and ruined their lives could you? I know it was the hardest decision you had to make, right? 😠
idlefritz on
Billionaires continue making the best argument for no more billionaires.
PapaGilbatron on
Coward.
HaraldWurlitzer on
It’s not a bunker, it’s a hideout from the masses.
MsT21c on
Only $100m? Trump’s doomsday bunker is said to cost taxpayers 10 times that, and will probably end up costing 20 times that.
Zuck ought to add a ballroom or should I say banquet hall for grifters, to keep up.
killyourmusic on
Jesus Christ. He has a conference room in his bunker.
Pixie16fire on

knoxmadness on
If the end of the world happens in this lifetime, underground in Hawaii is a terrible place to be.
mrjibblets138 on
He has to get there first.
doerriec on
Who isn’t building a bunker? Have you been reading the news?
Jgmcsee on
I’m starting to think billionaires have bunkers because of Planned Armageddon.
Aggressive_Ad_2620 on
Can the naked mole rat go down there now and never come back?
HopelessMagic on
A bunker in a highly volcanic area. Good choice. 😂
Stainless-S-Rat on
Like the pyramids of old what he’s actually building is a very expensive tomb.
exxcathedra on
The toughest guy out of his bodyguards would take over the whole thing. Online money and stocks would be worth nothing in a doomsday scenario.
rocket_randall on
Does he think that all the people he pays to staff and maintain all of his shit are going to continue to do so in the event there’s an actual need for such a bunker?
DoesNotGetIt101 on
I can’t wait until the first billionaire gets their toe stubbed by an angry mob. Just their toe, of course. I don’t in any way condone violence, just mass toe stubbing.
As someone who runs heavy equipment for a living, trust me we can get him out
SpatulaWholesale on
In the end times, everyone in the area will know where it is. They’ll find the vents, the access hatches. They’ll have construction equipment, charges, weapons.
Even the people inside the bunker with him might decide they don’t want to keep taking orders.
I mean… it’s a fun vanity project… but if he thinks it’s going to afford him safety he’s a little naive.
KeyDangerous on
Didn’t Hitler do the same thing? Pretty sure that’s where his life ended too.
manderlymustburn on
I like that my billionaires come in two flavors: burrowing and rocket. I do wish we had a third flavor like “helpful”, but that’s almost antithetical at this point.
PeaOk5697 on
What is their plan? When everyone is dead but them when it’s safe to go back up, are they gonna grow their own food and do all the hard work themselves to survive?
66pig on
Makes sense to build a underground bunker on a island with rising sea levels
BrokilonDryad on
Look, if you’re gonna build a billionaire bunker then, like…maybe don’t do it on a string of volcanic islands? Some of which are still very active? Where the ocean crust is clearly thinner and anything could happen?
I’m not an expert, probably not even an amateur. I’m just thinking it’s weird to build a bunker closer to the volcanic activity and/or thin crust.
It’s probably wishful thinking that the crust will open up and swallow Suckerberg, but one can hope.
LevitatingAlto on
These guys seem to really believe they will live forever.
KingMRano on
He does understand that if the ice caps melt Hawaii will be underwater right? You build your bunkers high up not at sea level.
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“Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man.”-General George S. Patton, Jr.
Burrowing is a natural survival behavior for a wide variety of lizard species. They dig for several reasons, including escaping extreme heat, avoiding predators, sleeping, and hibernating…
https://preview.redd.it/sygr2t2p693h1.jpeg?width=335&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e88b57327d818c9eb3f2fdb6bf94e2575ee9aa22
This is sick folks. Spending $100 million dollars for a doomsday bunker, right? Can’t use that hundred million dollars to save the people that you just fired and ruined their lives could you? I know it was the hardest decision you had to make, right? 😠
Billionaires continue making the best argument for no more billionaires.
Coward.
It’s not a bunker, it’s a hideout from the masses.
Only $100m? Trump’s doomsday bunker is said to cost taxpayers 10 times that, and will probably end up costing 20 times that.
Zuck ought to add a ballroom or should I say banquet hall for grifters, to keep up.
Jesus Christ. He has a conference room in his bunker.

If the end of the world happens in this lifetime, underground in Hawaii is a terrible place to be.
He has to get there first.
Who isn’t building a bunker? Have you been reading the news?
I’m starting to think billionaires have bunkers because of Planned Armageddon.
Can the naked mole rat go down there now and never come back?
A bunker in a highly volcanic area. Good choice. 😂
Like the pyramids of old what he’s actually building is a very expensive tomb.
The toughest guy out of his bodyguards would take over the whole thing. Online money and stocks would be worth nothing in a doomsday scenario.
Does he think that all the people he pays to staff and maintain all of his shit are going to continue to do so in the event there’s an actual need for such a bunker?
I can’t wait until the first billionaire gets their toe stubbed by an angry mob. Just their toe, of course. I don’t in any way condone violence, just mass toe stubbing.
https://preview.redd.it/92ta8y9ri93h1.png?width=868&format=png&auto=webp&s=46ab029025bfa346e53fd7ddcc67e684fe70b25b
As someone who runs heavy equipment for a living, trust me we can get him out
In the end times, everyone in the area will know where it is. They’ll find the vents, the access hatches. They’ll have construction equipment, charges, weapons.
Even the people inside the bunker with him might decide they don’t want to keep taking orders.
I mean… it’s a fun vanity project… but if he thinks it’s going to afford him safety he’s a little naive.
Didn’t Hitler do the same thing? Pretty sure that’s where his life ended too.
I like that my billionaires come in two flavors: burrowing and rocket. I do wish we had a third flavor like “helpful”, but that’s almost antithetical at this point.
What is their plan? When everyone is dead but them when it’s safe to go back up, are they gonna grow their own food and do all the hard work themselves to survive?
Makes sense to build a underground bunker on a island with rising sea levels
Look, if you’re gonna build a billionaire bunker then, like…maybe don’t do it on a string of volcanic islands? Some of which are still very active? Where the ocean crust is clearly thinner and anything could happen?
I’m not an expert, probably not even an amateur. I’m just thinking it’s weird to build a bunker closer to the volcanic activity and/or thin crust.
It’s probably wishful thinking that the crust will open up and swallow Suckerberg, but one can hope.
These guys seem to really believe they will live forever.
He does understand that if the ice caps melt Hawaii will be underwater right? You build your bunkers high up not at sea level.