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    1. No_Philosopher_1870 on

      “Fixed fortifications are monuments to the stupidity of man.”-General George S. Patton, Jr.

    2. TopEagle4012 on

      This is sick folks. Spending $100 million dollars for a doomsday bunker, right? Can’t use that hundred million dollars to save the people that you just fired and ruined their lives could you? I know it was the hardest decision you had to make, right? 😠

    3. Only $100m? Trump’s doomsday bunker is said to cost taxpayers 10 times that, and will probably end up costing 20 times that.

      Zuck ought to add a ballroom or should I say banquet hall for grifters, to keep up.

    4. If the end of the world happens in this lifetime, underground in Hawaii is a terrible place to be.

    5. I’m starting to think billionaires have bunkers because of Planned Armageddon.

    6. Stainless-S-Rat on

      Like the pyramids of old what he’s actually building is a very expensive tomb.

    7. The toughest guy out of his bodyguards would take over the whole thing. Online money and stocks would be worth nothing in a doomsday scenario.

    8. rocket_randall on

      Does he think that all the people he pays to staff and maintain all of his shit are going to continue to do so in the event there’s an actual need for such a bunker?

    9. DoesNotGetIt101 on

      I can’t wait until the first billionaire gets their toe stubbed by an angry mob. Just their toe, of course. I don’t in any way condone violence, just mass toe stubbing.

    10. Secret_Damage_66 on

      As someone who runs heavy equipment for a living, trust me we can get him out

    11. SpatulaWholesale on

      In the end times, everyone in the area will know where it is. They’ll find the vents, the access hatches. They’ll have construction equipment, charges, weapons.

      Even the people inside the bunker with him might decide they don’t want to keep taking orders.

      I mean… it’s a fun vanity project… but if he thinks it’s going to afford him safety he’s a little naive.

    12. KeyDangerous on

      Didn’t Hitler do the same thing? Pretty sure that’s where his life ended too.

    13. manderlymustburn on

      I like that my billionaires come in two flavors: burrowing and rocket. I do wish we had a third flavor like “helpful”, but that’s almost antithetical at this point.

    14. What is their plan? When everyone is dead but them when it’s safe to go back up, are they gonna grow their own food and do all the hard work themselves to survive?

    15. BrokilonDryad on

      Look, if you’re gonna build a billionaire bunker then, like…maybe don’t do it on a string of volcanic islands? Some of which are still very active? Where the ocean crust is clearly thinner and anything could happen?

      I’m not an expert, probably not even an amateur. I’m just thinking it’s weird to build a bunker closer to the volcanic activity and/or thin crust.

      It’s probably wishful thinking that the crust will open up and swallow Suckerberg, but one can hope.

    16. He does understand that if the ice caps melt Hawaii will be underwater right? You build your bunkers high up not at sea level.

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